Used condom

Plastic that has already been used on your schlong

I gave my sister a used condom abd she found sus mayonnaise in it

by Chinese goverment May 4, 2021

Used Condom

The female equivalent to a douchebag.

That used condom left the party without telling me, I had no way of getting home.

by Darkeststar January 2, 2011

Used Condom

Someone as useful as a nothing

That one guy in our group is being a total used condom

by King Pigblox December 4, 2021

Napoli's Used Condom

The worst of worst disses, this means that your super gay and like to have "gay butt sex" with other men and there has never been a successful comeback to this statement, and you also like wiener in your butt hole.

No one likes you, your just a napoli's used condom.

by longrodvanghugeendong October 27, 2010

Used Condoms Inc.

A company co owned by the cumsters specialised in the US foreign affairs missions.

A company that specialises in the development of artificial fake used condoms to blend into the scenery. The used condoms are generally found in parks, a strategic place for the Used Condoms’ condoms.

The condoms specialise as a form of explosives, containing microchips the size of a spermatozoa that provoke nuclear fission to blow shit up.

These condoms have been used by several world governments to divert peaceful protests by using camouflaged explosives.

People sometimes lick them and explode.

Used Condoms Inc. has managed to fuck the Hong Kong protests.

by FuckassEmpire May 7, 2023

used condom collector

a fine gentleman interested in the historic preservation of artifacts benefitting the survival of the species

Chad was a certified used condom collector, with over 500 items registered to his name

by D Flawless November 12, 2021

condom using

The act of placing(rolling) a latex or lamb skin apparatus down the shaft of the penis from the glans or head in which keeps semen in and disease out. 99.98% success of preventing pregnancy and imperative when not in a monogamous relationship for the safety it provides against diseases and unwanted pregnancies.

I am going out with that girl we met last week.

There will be some condom using after our date this evening.

by Thewoods February 14, 2016