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condomplating

the act of deliberating whether it is worth it to run to the store in the middle of the night to buy a condom. alcohol is usually involved.
She asked me if I wanted to sleep with her or on the couch, and I said "I'm condomplating."
by Peter Moody November 5, 2008
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Condomplating

The next step after contemplating coitous: raw or nah?
Effboy: “Yo I got her in the bedroom bro, I’m condomplating a rubber or nah”

Dudebro: “Nah fam you don’t want no kids it ain’t worth it

Effboy: “You right
by Gthesavagebear October 13, 2017
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condomplating

the act of deliberating whether it is worth it to run to the store in the middle of the night to buy a condom. alcohol is usually involved.
She asked me if I wanted to sleep with her or on the couch, and I said "I'm condomplating."
by the Sheik of Holland October 17, 2006
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This is what happens when guys with solid erection waste a few precious seconds contemplating which side the condom unrolls and which side to put it on from.
In an intercourse a guy quickly gets up to put on a condom.

Guy: Silent looking at the condom and think where it unrolls.
Girl: WILL YOU STOP CONDOMPLATING and do the needful please!!
by Mohit_Sexpert June 22, 2009
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-thinking about which kind or what type of condom to use before any act of sexual activity.
Before I went into her bedroom, I was condomplating about what would be best suited for her pleasure.
by CBudd$ November 4, 2012
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To think whether or not to wear a condom before sex.
Girl: So we're gonna practice safe sex right?
Guy: I'm condomplating.
by blackcatbone April 10, 2016
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Condomplating

The next step after contemplating coitous: raw or nah?
Effboy: “Yo I got her in the bedroom bro, I’m condomplating a rubber or nah”

Dudebro: “Nah fam you don’t want no kids it ain’t worth it

Effboy: “You right
by Gthesavagebear October 13, 2017
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