condomplating

the act of deliberating whether it is worth it to run to the store in the middle of the night to buy a condom. alcohol is usually involved.

She asked me if I wanted to sleep with her or on the couch, and I said "I'm condomplating."

by Peter Moody November 5, 2008

condomplating

the act of deliberating whether it is worth it to run to the store in the middle of the night to buy a condom. alcohol is usually involved.

She asked me if I wanted to sleep with her or on the couch, and I said "I'm condomplating."

by the Sheik of Holland October 17, 2006

condomplating

This is what happens when guys with solid erection waste a few precious seconds contemplating which side the condom unrolls and which side to put it on from.

In an intercourse a guy quickly gets up to put on a condom.

Guy: Silent looking at the condom and think where it unrolls.
Girl: WILL YOU STOP CONDOMPLATING and do the needful please!!

by Mohit_Sexpert June 22, 2009

condomplating

-thinking about which kind or what type of condom to use before any act of sexual activity.

Before I went into her bedroom, I was condomplating about what would be best suited for her pleasure.

by CBudd$ November 4, 2012

condomplating

To think whether or not to wear a condom before sex.

Girl: So we're gonna practice safe sex right?
Guy: I'm condomplating.

by blackcatbone April 10, 2016

condomplating

The act of using a condom as a plate, or vice versa.

I was short on Plates, but i had a box of condoms so i started condomplating to make more

by Lotte Carmine June 10, 2011

condomplate

to contemplate whether or not a condom is needed in the heat of a sexual act.

1. Jimmy had some serious condomplating to do when he was having a hard time opening the condom wrapper.

2. While Jenny was waiting for Jimmy to open the condom wrapper she condomplated whether the condom was necessary or not, she was on birth control after all.

by heymon October 25, 2009