Contraception balloons for safe, protective sex.

"Darling, have you got any contraception balloons?"

"Why yes, my love. I have some contraception balloons"

Contraception balloons by Minty Lamb June 11, 2021

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contraception face

Someone so ugly that even the mere sight of their face is a method of birth control. That is, they are so physically unattractive that they will probably never have sex.

"Oh my god, did you see how ugly that guy was?"
"Yeah, what a contraception face!"

or:
"You're so ugly your face is a contraceptive!"

contraception face by genjon November 27, 2007

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Contraception Roulette

When you poke a hole in one of six condoms. Then you lay them out in front your girl and ask her to pick one.

I played contraception roulette with my girl three months ago... it was not the move.

Contraception Roulette by PatoGurrett August 5, 2020

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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)

"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."

mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005

Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

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Shakira Law

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.

Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it

Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025

Word of the Day on August 21, 2026

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