contraception
contraception by PGTips April 26, 2006
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contraception
contraception by todd08 April 17, 2005
Contraception
Contraception by hayley! October 28, 2004
Contraception
Contraception by PlayCraftedLands November 18, 2020
Contraception balloons
Contraception balloons for safe, protective sex.
"Darling, have you got any contraception balloons?"
"Why yes, my love. I have some contraception balloons"
"Darling, have you got any contraception balloons?"
"Why yes, my love. I have some contraception balloons"
Contraception balloons by Minty Lamb June 11, 2021
contraception face
Someone so ugly that even the mere sight of their face is a method of birth control. That is, they are so physically unattractive that they will probably never have sex.
"Oh my god, did you see how ugly that guy was?"
"Yeah, what a contraception face!"
or:
"You're so ugly your face is a contraceptive!"
"Yeah, what a contraception face!"
or:
"You're so ugly your face is a contraceptive!"
contraception face by genjon November 27, 2007
Contraception Roulette
When you poke a hole in one of six condoms. Then you lay them out in front your girl and ask her to pick one.
Contraception Roulette by PatoGurrett August 5, 2020
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