coitous 

Sexual union between a male and a female involving insertion of the penis into the vagina.

Latin, from past participle of core, to copulate : co-, co- + re, to go, come; see ei- in Indo-European roots.

i·tal adj.

i·tal·ly adv.

Please tell me you are not having coitous!!?

I got this from The Big Bang theory. Lol
Apparently geeks use it instead of saying sex.

coitous by LLu November 19, 2013

coituous 

A flavour that you didn’t expect caused when things that aren’t meant to go together work well.

When mix food together, it makes a nice aroma - that ends up being a nice “coituous”.

coituous by yungFillyFan September 24, 2020

airborne coitus 

Periphrastic speech for flying fuck, usually preceded by "I don't give a . . . . ".

I don't give an airborne coitus what Massachuetts senators think!

airborne coitus by Duckbutt November 20, 2005

Coitus Procrastination

The act of thinking about football, soccer, golf, dead puppies, your mom etc etc during sexual intercourse causing a disruption in your exitement level and thus, not cumming as fast as you normally would (i.e. 1 minute)

Joe- I was about to cum while having sex with my girlfriend, but i had to resort to coitus procrastination since it had only been 45 seconds since penetration.

Mark- Awesome bro! I will start coitus procrastinating from now on!!

Pablo- Que? No el inglishh

Coitus Procrastination by MrPollo2010 February 23, 2010

Coitus Coif 

The hairstyle ( coiffure ) you wear after getting a proper and vigorous fucking.

Niiice coitus coif, Dude... she must've been on top this time?

Coitus Coif by Scrappy SamCat January 28, 2009

Coitus Conundrum 

When you are in a sistuation with two or more hot girls, and you can not identify the hotter girl or whichone you would sleep with.

Dave: Look at all these hot chicks!

Steve: Which one would you sleep with?

Dave: All of them.

Steve: Yeah, but if you had to pick just one.

Dave: ... (Coitus Conundrum)

Coitus Conundrum by Bagseven May 20, 2010

Post-Coitus Mortis 

The phase after climax in intercourse where a person becomes completely incapacitated after coitus.

"Hey babe, can you go make some coffee?"
"Can't. I have Post-Coitus Mortis."

Post-Coitus Mortis by Coffeepot666 November 17, 2021