commisary

A limited list of items a prisoner can use their money to buy snacks, clothing items, shower shoes or other miscelanious items.

"I got beat for my commisary!!!"
or
"Can you please put some money on my commisary?"

by Lena W. February 19, 2005

Commisar Karens

These are leftists who want to be in a position to boss others!

The Commisar Karens wanted all those with privilege to line up in back.

by I, Wreckerrr October 23, 2020

commissar Fuklaw

The most badass of all the commissars. This man surfs tanks, eats bones, and cuts down swarms of enemies while riding said tanks with a chainsword. Don't fuck with this guy, because he can and will kill you with the sheer force of how much he hates you.

Oh shit, Commissar Fuklaw just ripped an ork in half. I wouldn't want to fuck with him!

by Spess Mahreen February 19, 2015

commiserbate

A practice, often enacted by single people together on Valentine's Day, of masturbating while commiserating over the lack of romantic or sexual prospects.

Invite her over to commiserbate about the lack of a romantic valentine.

by Olivia Wheeler February 14, 2010

commissary

In the context of incarceration, a store for provisions available to inmates on occasion.

I heard that nigga from cell block D copped nuff cig's from commissary.

by Peddy November 23, 2006

Commissar

Russian. Commisars shot thier own men in the backs when they tried to retreat. Many men killed their commisars in ww2.

"Comrade, I will give you 3 pints of Vodka if you kill that commisar. Otherwise we will all die at his gun"-Russian soldier to other Russian soldier

by Gunrussian July 6, 2004

Commissary hoe

Comissary Hoe: A bitch who puts her entire welfare check on an inmates books every month.

Gia, do you want to go to the mall with us?
No, I wish I could but Ace needed some soups.
Bitch, your a commissary hoe.

by psychedelic shack June 16, 2016