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Incarceration Vocabulation

Style of speech one learns while being incarcerated.
Friend1 : Did you hear Marcus tryin to use all those big words when he talks now? He never used to talk like that. It might not be so bad if he knew how to use them correctly.

Friend2: Yeah, that started when he got out of prison/jail. I call it his incarceration vocabulation!

INTENTIONAL INCARCERATION ARRANGEMENT

The backfiring of the HARVEST 91 ROUTE FESTIVAL to incarcerate ALAN I WALDMAN...ANAL ALAN
Nobody expected STEPHEN CRAIG PADD0CK to enter the picture as "when ANAL ALAN showed his FRUSTRATION with security trespassing games which all was used to. for an INTENTIONAL INCARCERATION ARRANGEMENT but ALAN I WALDMAN or the POLICE call him "JOHN DOEN" but wait they are always asking for my EPSTEIN real name and the thing is the GOOD BUDDAH at the HARVEST 91 ROUTE FESTIVAL got fed up with the continual ASSH0LE PED0PHILE SHITEATER attack so what happened as this HUNGRY GHOST as you may say after STEPHEN CRAIG PADD0CK killed the most people in US HIST0RY after he got the point of first do tw0 TRESPASSES as you get SHIT and SCAT to B0WEL OUT with and now the entire VIDEO of ME AND MY MONKEY by ROBBIE PETER WILLUAMS, GEORGE NORM PETER(SON) PF CHANG PLANS , GUY CHAMBERS , and JASON ALDEAN (WILLIAMS) the biggest FIASCO of all timr.

Incarceratio 

To give or receive oral sex within the confines of a jail or prison.
I heard the matron over at the jail was giving some short-timer incarceratio in the kitchen.
Incarceratio by bikerRN January 21, 2008

incarceflation 

the ballooning or rapid increase in prison population. incarceration
This all points up that incarceflation is with us: Even though incarceflation is not yet listed in the dictionaries, the condition definitely exists in the United States. On December 31, 2004, 2,135,901 prisoners were held in Federal or State prisons or in local jails - an increase of 2.6% from yearend 2003, less than the average annual growth of 3.4% since yearend 1995. There has been a steady increase over the years. THE PRESENT SYSTEM IS NOT WORKING. There is a persistent rise in the prison population. Parole is being held out a an anti-inflationary measure. Reforme is needed. Many think the present Federal Justice System is unjust. There is a retention of prisoers who can be released, those with no violence, no priors, no fines, no restitution. The present system lacks rehabilitation programs.Incarceflation is caused by the misconception that prison sentences reduce crime.
incarceflation by Lloyd R. Winburn January 25, 2006

Incarceratio 

To give or receive oral sex within the confines of a jail or prison.
I heard the matron over at the jail was giving some short-timer incarceratio in the kitchen.
Incarceratio by T-George January 21, 2008

The incarcerator 

Sexual position in which you put the female in a rear naked choke while penetrating her ass and whispering "This is how they do it in prison." Choking her until she taps or passes out.
Bitch wanted to get rough so I gave her the incarcerator.
The incarcerator by sick sik six January 8, 2017
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