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commissary

1. Listed by military personnel as the best place ever due to its large product range and tax free shopping
"Hey bob do you want to go to the best place ever?"

"Oh you mean the commissary?"
commissary by George A. D. December 12, 2009

Commissary hoe 

Comissary Hoe: A bitch who puts her entire welfare check on an inmates books every month.
Gia, do you want to go to the mall with us?
No, I wish I could but Ace needed some soups.
Bitch, your a commissary hoe.

Commissary berry 

Is when you're in a female goes to jail a Women and going to do some time and don't have family to take care of them

They take on the role of a man making them self a Butch shave their heads slick back there hair in a ponytails sag their pants and I take on the characteristics of a male role while there in jail.

They try and now gain the attention from other women in order to survive.

So they don't have the means to take care of there self so they get other women to be thier sugar mama's , girlfriends or even a girl to be the highest role keeper known as their wifey or wife's

To take care of them why there in there she provides everything for her

she doesn't do anything except sexually pleases her sexually .
But everybody's now trying to get her they treat her like she's a king .
Thier usually very messy in there relationships .
Start Drama here known to be flirts ,they fight if they feel disrespected or take another female as a treat to thier relationship so in order to keep her girl buying her commissary

Acts like the man in jail in order to gain food they cook and clean for her why she a social butterfly and gets items off Commissary list from women

that's what they're called, in women's jail a "Commissary berries"
Look at Becky acting like a Commissary berry
Commissary berry by 51504u2babe October 30, 2021

Commissary Queen

A woman of modest means who consistently has a partner(s) in jail and is known by many inmates for her willingness to put money in their commissary.
“ My dearest Commissary Queen,

All I need is the thought of you and a couple of bucks on my books.”

Sincerely,

Inmate 10069
(And she proceeds to dump her whole paycheck)
Commissary Queen by anonymous September 27, 2025

Commisar Karens 

These are leftists who want to be in a position to boss others!
The Commisar Karens wanted all those with privilege to line up in back.
Commisar Karens by I, Wreckerrr October 23, 2020

Commissaire Fuklaw 

A very badass and avesome Angry Marines Commissaire, very ill for heresy, so ill he even finds his own men heretics!

The Angry Marines have a Commissar because Fuklaw was too damn angry to be put anywhere else. After the Angry Marines saw him in action, they started recruiting from his homeworld.

Also he fucks impostors, fucks heresy, thinks that cover is for pussies and is a real paranoid psycho.
Angry Marine Chant - ALWAYS ANGRY, ALL THE TIME!

DRIVE ME CLOSER! I WANT TO HIT THEM WITH MY SWORD!
~ Commissaire Fuklaw during campaign
Commissaire Fuklaw by Yaminoyori December 25, 2009
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