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Commissar 

He who is sneaky ,
doing illegal stuff at nighttime on the world wide web
Commissar by Anonymous April 6, 2003

Commissar 

He who hacked your pc
Ffs, Commissar stfu !
Commissar by Anonymous April 6, 2003

commissar Fuklaw

The most badass of all the commissars. This man surfs tanks, eats bones, and cuts down swarms of enemies while riding said tanks with a chainsword. Don't fuck with this guy, because he can and will kill you with the sheer force of how much he hates you.
Oh shit, Commissar Fuklaw just ripped an ork in half. I wouldn't want to fuck with him!
commissar Fuklaw by Spess Mahreen February 19, 2015

Commissar gamza 

A Warhammer YouTuber that just hates on games workshop while marketing his Patreon for 3d ripoffs of games workshop models.
Commissar gamza made another video shitting on games workshop.
Commissar gamza by anonymous September 4, 2022

Commisar Karens 

These are leftists who want to be in a position to boss others!
The Commisar Karens wanted all those with privilege to line up in back.
Commisar Karens by I, Wreckerrr October 23, 2020

nocturnal commissions 

A term used for the wet dreams of the 45th POTUS over the insane amount of money he’s making while in office.
Yeah, I’m guilty of experiencing nocturnal commissions alright, although it’s less and less as I get older!
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
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