Cummisary

The cell in the prison that holds the cell block cum dumpster.

“I’m headed to the cummisary to unload in that new bussy on the block.”

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Commisar Karens

These are leftists who want to be in a position to boss others!

The Commisar Karens wanted all those with privilege to line up in back.

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A limited list of items a prisoner can use their money to buy snacks, clothing items, shower shoes or other miscelanious items.

"I got beat for my commisary!!!"
or
"Can you please put some money on my commisary?"

commisary by Lena W. February 19, 2005

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In the context of incarceration, a store for provisions available to inmates on occasion.

I heard that nigga from cell block D copped nuff cig's from commissary.

commissary by Peddy November 23, 2006

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Comissary Hoe: A bitch who puts her entire welfare check on an inmates books every month.

Gia, do you want to go to the mall with us?
No, I wish I could but Ace needed some soups.
Bitch, your a commissary hoe.

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1. Listed by military personnel as the best place ever due to its large product range and tax free shopping

"Hey bob do you want to go to the best place ever?"

"Oh you mean the commissary?"

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Girl who cock blocks you at the gym

Ben: Why did you cummiskey me today at the gym in front of that girl.

Jenny: What, No I didnt!

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