Commisery 

That feeling you get when you read another ad by Purple Bricks bashing professional real estate agents. Commisery.

I just read a sponsored ad by Purple Bricks on Facebook bashing professional real estate agents and am feeling quite a bit of commisery.

Commisery by Tired of it November 3, 2018

Commisery 

Ahh, commisery. The misery you feel when you spent thousands on commission but got nothing more for your money.
Save yourself from commisery at PurpleBricks.com.au.

Deano thought that PurpleBricks was just online, but he felt commisery when he found out that they only charge a fixed fee.

Commisery by dingo5 June 25, 2018

Commisar Karens 

These are leftists who want to be in a position to boss others!

The Commisar Karens wanted all those with privilege to line up in back.

Commisar Karens by I, Wreckerrr October 23, 2020

commisary 

A limited list of items a prisoner can use their money to buy snacks, clothing items, shower shoes or other miscelanious items.

"I got beat for my commisary!!!"
or
"Can you please put some money on my commisary?"

commisary by Lena W. February 19, 2005

commiserbate 

A practice, often enacted by single people together on Valentine's Day, of masturbating while commiserating over the lack of romantic or sexual prospects.

Invite her over to commiserbate about the lack of a romantic valentine.

commiserbate by Olivia Wheeler February 14, 2010

Chemisery 

Derived from "Chemistry" the most vile subject in the entire world. Chemisery is what you experiance while sitting in Chemistry class and praying that time will suddenly skip ahead two hours causing the bell to ring and your teacher to stop balathering on about ionic compounds and how to name them.

Man I had a wicked case of Chemisery today. The class would just never end and I don't understand a thing!

Chemisery by Jenna B. January 25, 2008

commissary

In the context of incarceration, a store for provisions available to inmates on occasion.

I heard that nigga from cell block D copped nuff cig's from commissary.

commissary by Peddy November 23, 2006