The most badass of all the commissars. This man surfs tanks, eats bones, and cuts down swarms of enemies while riding said tanks with a chainsword. Don't fuck with this guy, because he can and will kill you with the sheer force of how much he hates you.

Oh shit, Commissar Fuklaw just ripped an ork in half. I wouldn't want to fuck with him!

commissar Fuklaw by Spess Mahreen February 19, 2015

commisary

A limited list of items a prisoner can use their money to buy snacks, clothing items, shower shoes or other miscelanious items.

"I got beat for my commisary!!!"
or
"Can you please put some money on my commisary?"

commisary by Lena W. February 19, 2005

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commiserbate

A practice, often enacted by single people together on Valentine's Day, of masturbating while commiserating over the lack of romantic or sexual prospects.

Invite her over to commiserbate about the lack of a romantic valentine.

commiserbate by Olivia Wheeler February 14, 2010

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commissary

In the context of incarceration, a store for provisions available to inmates on occasion.

I heard that nigga from cell block D copped nuff cig's from commissary.

commissary by Peddy November 23, 2006

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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)

"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."

mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005

Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

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Shakira Law

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.

Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it

Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025

Word of the Day on August 21, 2026

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Overstand

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.

Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.

Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003

Word of the Day on August 20, 2026

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minimap

A map that mostly tells you where everything is

Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap

minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015

Word of the Day on August 19, 2026

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Pink Cloud

12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.

The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.

Pink Cloud by toniwithaneye November 24, 2006

Word of the Day on August 18, 2026

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Dotard

An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.

That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .

Dotard by anonymous September 22, 2017

Word of the Day on August 17, 2026

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