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colecock 

To use your penis to hit a girl hard enough to knock her out cold!
Anthony- Yo! Whats up dog!

Clayton- Nothin much dude, i heard what happened last night.

Anthony- Yeah, i colecocked this bitch after she sucked my dick for 2 hours straight and cumed on her.
colecock by Rhum444444 February 21, 2013
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coldcock 

The SOB coldcocked me -- I never saw it coming.
coldcock by Jazzkitty September 28, 2005

coldcock 

To beat up a male, and totally knock him out.
that hockey player got coldcocked, big time.
coldcock by ma March 15, 2005

Coldcock 

The act of building a giant snow penis in the front of a home unbeknownst to the home owner. This act can be done to the homes of friends, enemies, or strangers alike. Nothing Says "Hello Neighbor!" like a frigid mandick saluting strong in the front of one's dwelling! For added effect one can bore a hole down the length of the middle of the penis and run a garden hose to it. When the water is turned on the coldcock achieves full salute!
Tom was working until midnight so we went to his house before he returned home and coldcocked it!
Coldcock by broadviewbiz February 5, 2008

collcockquium 

A meeting of people to discuss blowjob tecniques. This meeting should be composed of the best and the brightest in the field of sausage sucking.
"Man, my girlfriend needs to go to a collcockquium - she couldn't suck a hot dog with a vacuum cleaner she is so bad."
collcockquium by steve432687 April 8, 2009

coldcock 

the act of placing your dick in the freezer, then smacking a bitch with it.
don't be the first to pass out at that party, you'll end up getting coldcocked.
coldcock by greenmonstahmsn.com April 24, 2008

coldcock 

1. when you attempt to have sexual intercourse without being fully erect
i tried too coldcock this chick last night...nah didnt work
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