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coldcocked 

Basically when your the "3rd wheel" while others are having sexual encounters. Your penis is neglected for the night just as the same as the coldshoulder.
Ex.1 Guy 1: Hey how was your weekend?
Guy 2: Pretty bad, got coldcocked like a mother
Guy 1: Ouch.

Ex.2 Guy 1: Theres only 2 girls and 3 guys here
Guy 2: Looks like someone is getting coldcocked tonight!
coldcocked by anonymous June 11, 2006
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coldcock 

The SOB coldcocked me -- I never saw it coming.
coldcock by Jazzkitty September 28, 2005

cold cocked 

The act of being sucker punched by someone.
I left the bar around 4 am and when I staggered around the corner into the alley this guy cold cocked me with a punch to the face. I never saw it coming.
cold cocked by Footfighter22 March 2, 2008

California Coldpocket 

The act of taking a shit in ones vagina when said person is dead.
"That night my ex died. So as a last present I dug up her grave and gave her a California Coldpocket." purely an example made for comedic reasons.

cold cocked in the face 

1.getting hit in the face by a cold cock.
2.being hit so hard in the face you are knocked out instantly
3. a term used when you want your friend to shut up
stephanie: do you want to get cold cocked in the face?
shannon: no... i dont.
stephanie: then shut up!

coldcock 

To beat up a male, and totally knock him out.
coldcock by ma March 15, 2005

Coldcock 

The act of building a giant snow penis in the front of a home unbeknownst to the home owner. This act can be done to the homes of friends, enemies, or strangers alike. Nothing Says "Hello Neighbor!" like a frigid mandick saluting strong in the front of one's dwelling! For added effect one can bore a hole down the length of the middle of the penis and run a garden hose to it. When the water is turned on the coldcock achieves full salute!
Tom was working until midnight so we went to his house before he returned home and coldcocked it!
Coldcock by broadviewbiz February 5, 2008
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