Cokecocktail (or Boogersugarbackwardsboner) is the name of a condition rarely contracted by an adult male that has ingested such copious amounts of cocaine that his penis shrinks into the negative length range.
This effectively causes the penis to retract, and if the dire warning, as indicated by the initial retraction, isn't heeded; the penis eventually retracts to such a degree that it reaches, and eventually emerges from, the male's anus.
This effectively causes the penis to retract, and if the dire warning, as indicated by the initial retraction, isn't heeded; the penis eventually retracts to such a degree that it reaches, and eventually emerges from, the male's anus.
Dudebro 1: "Hey, man, have another line, bro!"
Male with sudden onset cokecocktail: "Dude, bro! I shouldn't... Imma be casing sausage soon!"
Dudebro 2: "Oh, shit! You Cokecocktailin'?! Keep going, we'll do lines off of the cokecocktail!"
Male with sudden onset cokecocktail: "Dude, bro! I shouldn't... Imma be casing sausage soon!"
Dudebro 2: "Oh, shit! You Cokecocktailin'?! Keep going, we'll do lines off of the cokecocktail!"
by DallasGeorgeShitInMyPants69 April 10, 2026
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