dradle

A jewish spinner.

Holy shit, that dark haired dradle is getting this schmeck
le.

by greenmonstahmsn.com October 21, 2013

beaver damming

Female version of cock blocking.

I was trying to hook up with that cute guy at the bar, but Lori keeps beaver damming me.

by greenmonstahmsn.com October 21, 2013

ass jedi

Master of ass olympics. Can make women explode from the ass with just a wave of his hand. Uses the force to manipulate the anal canal.

I'll tell you Nancy, I can't walk straight, or even sit down...he's some kind of ass jedi.

by greenmonstahmsn.com April 24, 2008

cockscab

The end result of dry humping.

I'm going out with that new girl in English class....we spent all night making cockscab.

by greenmonstahmsn.com April 24, 2008

pud scout

A straight guy that stares at cock at the urinal.

Stan from accounting was hanging out in the restroom again...he's such a friggan pud scout.

by greenmonstahmsn.com April 24, 2008

paint the ceiling

To shoot yourself in the head.

If the economy doesn't turn around, I'm going to paint the ceiling.

by greenmonstahmsn.com March 02, 2009

coldcock

the act of placing your dick in the freezer, then smacking a bitch with it.

don't be the first to pass out at that party, you'll end up getting coldcocked.

by greenmonstahmsn.com April 24, 2008