greenmonstahmsn.com's definitions

beaver damming

Female version of cock blocking.

I was trying to hook up with that cute guy at the bar, but Lori keeps beaver damming me.

by greenmonstahmsn.com October 21, 2013

dradle

A jewish spinner.

Holy shit, that dark haired dradle is getting this schmeck
le.

by greenmonstahmsn.com October 21, 2013

morning joe

the act of sticking your finger up your own ass, and milking your prostate...then adding it to cream your coffee.

Sam thought I was still asleep when I caught him making morning joe. I haven't had coffee since.

by greenmonstahmsn.com July 10, 2010

Plastic Avenger

repo man for unpaid for blow-up dolls.

I think I got robbed last night. Either that or it was the Plastic Avenger

by greenmonstahmsn.com July 10, 2010

paint the ceiling

To shoot yourself in the head.

If the economy doesn't turn around, I'm going to paint the ceiling.

by greenmonstahmsn.com March 2, 2009

Spread the seed

To jerk off, and throw the jizz at the ceiling fan.

Don't sit down, I just spread the seed in here.

by greenmonstahmsn.com March 2, 2009

derf pilot

Having a taint fetish. Will ignore the meat and taters to get to that sweet stuff in the tweener.

I was looking for a little road head, but she's a derf pilot....couldn't get shit.

by greenmonstahmsn.com May 1, 2008