dradle

Holy shit, that dark haired dradle is getting this schmeck
le.

by greenmonstahmsn.com October 16, 2013

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coldcock

the act of placing your dick in the freezer, then smacking a bitch with it.

don't be the first to pass out at that party, you'll end up getting coldcocked.

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I was trying to hook up with that cute guy at the bar, but Lori keeps beaver damming me.

by greenmonstahmsn.com October 16, 2013

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Master of ass olympics. Can make women explode from the ass with just a wave of his hand. Uses the force to manipulate the anal canal.

I'll tell you Nancy, I can't walk straight, or even sit down...he's some kind of ass jedi.

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the act of sticking your finger up your own ass, and milking your prostate...then adding it to cream your coffee.

Sam thought I was still asleep when I caught him making morning joe. I haven't had coffee since.

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Having a taint fetish. Will ignore the meat and taters to get to that sweet stuff in the tweener.

I was looking for a little road head, but she's a derf pilot....couldn't get shit.

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Someone so irritating, only a healing wound on your dick can compare.

Joe called in sick again, so now I have to cover another shift for that cockscab.

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