greenmonstahmsn.com's definitions

morning joe

the act of sticking your finger up your own ass, and milking your prostate...then adding it to cream your coffee.

Sam thought I was still asleep when I caught him making morning joe. I haven't had coffee since.

by greenmonstahmsn.com July 10, 2010

Plastic Avenger

repo man for unpaid for blow-up dolls.

I think I got robbed last night. Either that or it was the Plastic Avenger

by greenmonstahmsn.com July 10, 2010

cockscab

Someone so irritating, only a healing wound on your dick can compare.

Joe called in sick again, so now I have to cover another shift for that cockscab.

by greenmonstahmsn.com April 23, 2008

cockscab

The end result of dry humping.

I'm going out with that new girl in English class....we spent all night making cockscab.

by greenmonstahmsn.com April 24, 2008

coldcock

the act of placing your dick in the freezer, then smacking a bitch with it.

don't be the first to pass out at that party, you'll end up getting coldcocked.

by greenmonstahmsn.com April 24, 2008

pud scout

A straight guy that stares at cock at the urinal.

Stan from accounting was hanging out in the restroom again...he's such a friggan pud scout.

by greenmonstahmsn.com April 24, 2008

ass jedi

Master of ass olympics. Can make women explode from the ass with just a wave of his hand. Uses the force to manipulate the anal canal.

I'll tell you Nancy, I can't walk straight, or even sit down...he's some kind of ass jedi.

by greenmonstahmsn.com April 24, 2008