12 definitions by greenmonstahmsn.com

cockscab

Someone so irritating, only a healing wound on your dick can compare.

Joe called in sick again, so now I have to cover another shift for that cockscab.

I'm going out with that new girl in English class....we spent all night making cockscab.

the act of placing your dick in the freezer, then smacking a bitch with it.

don't be the first to pass out at that party, you'll end up getting coldcocked.

Holy shit, that dark haired dradle is getting this schmeck
le.

by greenmonstahmsn.com October 16, 2013

I was trying to hook up with that cute guy at the bar, but Lori keeps beaver damming me.

by greenmonstahmsn.com October 16, 2013

Master of ass olympics. Can make women explode from the ass with just a wave of his hand. Uses the force to manipulate the anal canal.

I'll tell you Nancy, I can't walk straight, or even sit down...he's some kind of ass jedi.