cockscab

I'm going out with that new girl in English class....we spent all night making cockscab.
by greenmonstahmsn.com April 24, 2008
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ass jedi

Master of ass olympics. Can make women explode from the ass with just a wave of his hand. Uses the force to manipulate the anal canal.
I'll tell you Nancy, I can't walk straight, or even sit down...he's some kind of ass jedi.
by greenmonstahmsn.com April 24, 2008
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dradle

Holy shit, that dark haired dradle is getting this schmeck
le.
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Spread the seed

To jerk off, and throw the jizz at the ceiling fan.
Don't sit down, I just spread the seed in here.
by greenmonstahmsn.com March 02, 2009
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cockscab

Someone so irritating, only a healing wound on your dick can compare.
Joe called in sick again, so now I have to cover another shift for that cockscab.
by greenmonstahmsn.com April 23, 2008
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morning joe

the act of sticking your finger up your own ass, and milking your prostate...then adding it to cream your coffee.
Sam thought I was still asleep when I caught him making morning joe. I haven't had coffee since.
by greenmonstahmsn.com July 10, 2010
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derf pilot

Having a taint fetish. Will ignore the meat and taters to get to that sweet stuff in the tweener.
I was looking for a little road head, but she's a derf pilot....couldn't get shit.
by greenmonstahmsn.com May 01, 2008
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