Coldcock

The act of building a giant snow penis in the front of a home unbeknownst to the home owner. This act can be done to the homes of friends, enemies, or strangers alike. Nothing Says "Hello Neighbor!" like a frigid mandick saluting strong in the front of one's dwelling! For added effect one can bore a hole down the length of the middle of the penis and run a garden hose to it. When the water is turned on the coldcock achieves full salute!

Tom was working until midnight so we went to his house before he returned home and coldcocked it!

by broadviewbiz February 05, 2008

coldcock

To attack unexpectedly; same as blindside.

The SOB coldcocked me -- I never saw it coming.

by Jazzkitty September 22, 2005

coldcock

To beat up a male, and totally knock him out.

that hockey player got coldcocked, big time.

by ma March 15, 2005

coldcock

the act of placing your dick in the freezer, then smacking a bitch with it.

don't be the first to pass out at that party, you'll end up getting coldcocked.

by greenmonstahmsn.com April 24, 2008

coldcock

1. when you attempt to have sexual intercourse without being fully erect

i tried too coldcock this chick last night...nah didnt work

by fezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz January 11, 2008

coldcock

v. to place a male friend against his will in a walk-in freezer over night. In the morning, when you return to release your friend, he will have a coldcock.

The fucktarded Bush brothers coldcocked me as a joke but ended up causing my penis to get frostbitten and then it was surgically uncocked.

by Brain November 20, 2004

coldcocked

Basically when your the "3rd wheel" while others are having sexual encounters. Your penis is neglected for the night just as the same as the coldshoulder.

Ex.1 Guy 1: Hey how was your weekend?
Guy 2: Pretty bad, got coldcocked like a mother
Guy 1: Ouch.

Ex.2 Guy 1: Theres only 2 girls and 3 guys here
Guy 2: Looks like someone is getting coldcocked tonight!

by anonymous June 06, 2006