Skip to main content

cognog

A cognog is a dominant male who acts gay but is straighter than the horizon. Cognog’s are strong Andrew Tate supporters and never smoke/vape. They are usually quite smart and listen to girly pop music. Cognog’s love sports and video games with the boys
James is such a cognog”
Yeah isn’t he”
by Wassberry February 19, 2023
mugGet the cognog mug.

Cogfoggit

/Adj./

When a person is beyond idiotic that they don't even notice their stupidity, so you feel the need to call them out on their foolishness.
“Gosh, Emily! Stop being such a cogfoggit all the time and start paying attention for once!”
by —A March 11, 2017
mugGet the Cogfoggit mug.
Related Words

cognoscenti

A person with superior, usually specialized knowledge or highly refined taste; a connoisseur.
He is a congnoscenti when it comes to French wines
by Manoj Pinnamaneni August 5, 2005
mugGet the cognoscenti mug.

Cornography

A nickname for corn based "pornography," usually for those with a corn fetish.
Usually contains heavy amounts of corn, however it isn't anything like standard porn, as it only includes high quality images / videos that have to do entirely with corn. Also can include corn being slowly cooked, or with corn being topped with melting butter. Usually doesn't include humans at all.
Man, that cornography gave me a good fap, although I wish there was more corn.

Why am I writing about cornography, even though I have never had interest in it?
by Poochyena_ October 11, 2017
mugGet the Cornography mug.

cornography

Wow, thats some great cornography! look as that husk!
by Robbgt January 10, 2009
mugGet the cornography mug.

Cornography

Cor-nog-ra-phy
-noun
The obscene experience one may have while eating a freshly grilled corn on the cob. One may be unable to actually speak words, but, instead, mumble noises to accentuate the extreme pleasure of eating corn on the cob.
Dude 1: MMMM. OOOOHH. This is so good. MMMM. OOOH. MMMMM. It's so juicy. I want more.

Dude 2: Is that cornography I hear?

Dude 1: MMMM. OOOHHH. MMMM.
by Cornographer October 4, 2007
mugGet the Cornography mug.

Cornography

Mmm, that Cornography makes me hungry.

Yeah those Cornstars are bad people.

OR

It is unbelievable that we allow these Cornographic Images in our schools!
by A Bathin Ape August 15, 2008
mugGet the Cornography mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email