Cornography

A nickname for corn based "pornography," usually for those with a corn fetish.
Usually contains heavy amounts of corn, however it isn't anything like standard porn, as it only includes high quality images / videos that have to do entirely with corn. Also can include corn being slowly cooked, or with corn being topped with melting butter. Usually doesn't include humans at all.
Man, that cornography gave me a good fap, although I wish there was more corn.

Why am I writing about cornography, even though I have never had interest in it?
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The obscene experience one may have while eating a freshly grilled corn on the cob. One may be unable to actually speak words, but, instead, mumble noises to accentuate the extreme pleasure of eating corn on the cob.
Dude 1: MMMM. OOOOHH. This is so good. MMMM. OOOH. MMMMM. It's so juicy. I want more.

Dude 2: Is that cornography I hear?

Dude 1: MMMM. OOOHHH. MMMM.
by Cornographer October 04, 2007
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Mmm, that Cornography makes me hungry.

Yeah those Cornstars are bad people.

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It is unbelievable that we allow these Cornographic Images in our schools!
by A Bathin Ape August 15, 2008
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Basically porn for corn
they are showing there niblets
You have too much cornography, man!
by john mac - da mack dawg October 06, 2004
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Country music videos disguised as softcore porn. Gratuitous shots of T and A in the back of a pick-up truck or in a bar.
John: Did you see the new Brooks and Dunn video on CMT?

Jane: No. I'm not into cornography.
by nashvegas August 24, 2008
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i.e. Corndoggin', Political Cornography

Photos taken in August of 2011 showing Michele and Marcus Bachmann eating corn dogs at the Iowa State Fair in Des Moines have quickly redefined this term.
One picture explains "cornography" perfectly:

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by tlw3 August 17, 2011
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a film or other media meant to be serious that is corny
by jerry dragon May 10, 2004
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