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Cor-nog-ra-phy
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The obscene experience one may have while eating a freshly grilled corn on the cob. One may be unable to actually speak words, but, instead, mumble noises to accentuate the extreme pleasure of eating corn on the cob.
Dude 1: MMMM. OOOOHH. This is so good. MMMM. OOOH. MMMMM. It's so juicy. I want more.

Dude 2: Is that cornography I hear?

Dude 1: MMMM. OOOHHH. MMMM.
by Cornographer September 21, 2007
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Pictures of Corn, without the husk.
Mmm, that Cornography makes me hungry.

Yeah those Cornstars are bad people.

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It is unbelievable that we allow these Cornographic Images in our schools!

by A Bathin Ape July 20, 2008
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Porn, except instead of people, they are replaced with Corn
cornography is what i do man, write it and film it, and the best part is, they do it for free. They'll do anything! Hardcore, whatever you want.
by maxatron December 22, 2008
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i.e. Corndoggin', Political Cornography

Photos taken in August of 2011 showing Michele and Marcus Bachmann eating corn dogs at the Iowa State Fair in Des Moines have quickly redefined this term.
One picture explains "cornography" perfectly:

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by tlw3 August 14, 2011
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Country music videos disguised as softcore porn. Gratuitous shots of T and A in the back of a pick-up truck or in a bar.
John: Did you see the new Brooks and Dunn video on CMT?

Jane: No. I'm not into cornography.
by nashvegas July 29, 2008
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