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"Cognos" is an Ottawa-based Business Intelligence software company that was acquired by IBM in late 2007/early 2008.
Cognos consultants make a shitload of money, srsly.
Cognos by RudyJ October 7, 2012
Words you can keep
1. A word offered as a sort of peace offering. When someone is mistreating you, you hold up the "Star Trek" hand symbol (index and middle finger seperated from ring and pinkie finger) and say cognos, to symbolize that a certain individual is being rude.
2. Can be used as a similar sign to the sideways peace sign except you do the "Star Trek" hand symbol (index and middle finger seperated from ring and pinkie finger) but then turn it sideways and say cognos.
1. Person A: You look really ugly today! Person B: (Cognos hand symbol) Cognos, man, cognos!
2. Person A: See ya later! Person B: (sideways Cognos hand symbol) COGNOS!
Cognos by Hanna, AKA #3 November 14, 2006
1. A word offered as a sort of peace offering. When someone is mistreating you, you hold up the "Star Trek" hand symbol (index and middle finger seperated from ring and pinkie finger) and say cognos, to symbolize that a certain individual is being rude.
2. Can be used as a similar sign to the sideways peace sign except you do the "Star Trek" hand symbol (index and middle finger seperated from ring and pinkie finger) but then turn it sideways and say cognos.
1. Person A: You look really ugly today! Person B: (Cognos hand symbol) Cognos, man, cognos!
2. Person A: See ya later! Person B: (sideways Cognos hand symbol) COGNOS!
cognos by Hanna, AKA #3 November 11, 2008

conosnelo 

a fraze you can use as long as your a madisno
hey what is up my little conosnelo nickolelo snotso berry very hairy
conosnelo by the origanal madisno December 11, 2019

cognoscenti 

A person with superior, usually specialized knowledge or highly refined taste; a connoisseur.
He is a congnoscenti when it comes to French wines
cognoscenti by Manoj Pinnamaneni August 5, 2005
codnose (noun):

one who chooses to play Call Of duty 4 for extended periods of time whilst choosing to ignore their friendship commitments. Generally this person prioritises playing call of duty instead of getting laid.
Rich: Jim your such a codnose come out and pwn those girls with me..

Jim: Nah mate, im on final prestige and i only need 5 more m16 kills till i get the ACOG scope..girls suck.
codnose by Dyble October 16, 2008
A cognog is a dominant male who acts gay but is straighter than the horizon. Cognog’s are strong Andrew Tate supporters and never smoke/vape. They are usually quite smart and listen to girly pop music. Cognog’s love sports and video games with the boys
“James is such a cognog”
Yeah isn’t he
cognog by Wassberry February 19, 2023
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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