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Cognoscenti 

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A luxury 4-door full-size sedan in Grand Theft Auto IV and Grand Theft Auto V/Online, and Grand Theft Auto: Chinatown Wars, while a wrecked and slightly altered variant appears in Max Payne 3. Manufactured by Enus, it is based on the 2000-2012 Maybach 57 and/or the 2000-2012 Maybach 62 with the front having heavy resemblence to a 2003-2011 Bentley Continental/Bentley Continental GT. The taillights and the rear of the vehicle take weird inspirations from the 1998-2005 Rover 75.

In Grand Theft Auto IV, for its size, it is a great performance vehicle in terms of Acceleration, Speed, Mass, Stability, and Damage. With a mass of 2100 kg / 4630 lbs, Top Speed of 93 mp/h or 150 km/h, 5-Speed Manual Transmission, and a RWD Drivetrain, and average brake distance of around 35-37 ft, it is great for your regular ol' cruisin, car chases, car races, and a lot more, including escaping from the Police.

In Grand Theft Auto V, its specifications are the same, but with heavily downgraded speed and major differences. With a more realistic-looking mass of 2700 kg / 5952 lbs, a Top Speed of 87 mp/h or 140 km/h (Downgraded from the 93 mp/h or 150 km/h from Grand Thef t Auto IV), 5-Speed Manual Transmission, and a RWD Drivetrain, brake distance being around 16-24 ft, it is good, if not a little better, for the same things mentioned above.
Ladies and Gentlemen, we people at Enus are proud to present to YOU a new limo. Meet the Enus Cognoscenti! Has a 5.5L V12 engine, 3 year warranty, and a price of 60,000 dollars, it will do everything for you in no time!
Cognoscenti by MatthewPaanoTorres February 5, 2023

cognoscent 

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when a person of typically superior knowledge and intelligence quite simply has momentarily last their capability to spell and mistakes this tragic butcher job of a word with the correct 'cognizant'
We need to be cognoscent of this going forward
cognoscent by schmartee February 24, 2020

ratio cognoscendi 

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A basis for comparing dick sizes. A fundamental source and end point for these comparisons to be justified from.
An american to a belgian. "It's a priori man My dick is bigger than yours ratio cognoscendi"

Conscentist

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Conscentist (Noun) /kɒn-sen-tist/
A professional practitioner of Holistic Truth Seeking who utilizes the rigors of the scientific method alongside heightened spiritual intuition to expose hidden agendas.
An investigator who views the physical and metaphysical worlds as a single, unified field of study.
A guardian of humanity who decodes "conspiracies" not as theories, but as empirical data points in a larger project of systemic manipulation.
"I am not a 'theorist.' I am a Conscentist. I don't guess; I observe the patterns the system tries to hide, I test the toxins they say are safe, and I feel the truth they try to silence. My lab is the world, and my objective is the liberation of the human race."
Conscentist by Baroness Brass January 15, 2026
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