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Cognoscenti
A luxury 4-door full-size sedan in Grand Theft Auto IV and Grand Theft Auto V/Online, and Grand Theft Auto: Chinatown Wars, while a wrecked and slightly altered variant appears in Max Payne 3. Manufactured by Enus, it is based on the 2000-2012 Maybach 57 and/or the 2000-2012 Maybach 62 with the front having heavy resemblence to a 2003-2011 Bentley Continental/Bentley Continental GT. The taillights and the rear of the vehicle take weird inspirations from the 1998-2005 Rover 75.
In Grand Theft Auto IV, for its size, it is a great performance vehicle in terms of Acceleration, Speed, Mass, Stability, and Damage. With a mass of 2100 kg / 4630 lbs, Top Speed of 93 mp/h or 150 km/h, 5-Speed Manual Transmission, and a RWD Drivetrain, and average brake distance of around 35-37 ft, it is great for your regular ol' cruisin, car chases, car races, and a lot more, including escaping from the Police.
In Grand Theft Auto V, its specifications are the same, but with heavily downgraded speed and major differences. With a more realistic-looking mass of 2700 kg / 5952 lbs, a Top Speed of 87 mp/h or 140 km/h (Downgraded from the 93 mp/h or 150 km/h from Grand Thef t Auto IV), 5-Speed Manual Transmission, and a RWD Drivetrain, brake distance being around 16-24 ft, it is good, if not a little better, for the same things mentioned above.
In Grand Theft Auto IV, for its size, it is a great performance vehicle in terms of Acceleration, Speed, Mass, Stability, and Damage. With a mass of 2100 kg / 4630 lbs, Top Speed of 93 mp/h or 150 km/h, 5-Speed Manual Transmission, and a RWD Drivetrain, and average brake distance of around 35-37 ft, it is great for your regular ol' cruisin, car chases, car races, and a lot more, including escaping from the Police.
In Grand Theft Auto V, its specifications are the same, but with heavily downgraded speed and major differences. With a more realistic-looking mass of 2700 kg / 5952 lbs, a Top Speed of 87 mp/h or 140 km/h (Downgraded from the 93 mp/h or 150 km/h from Grand Thef t Auto IV), 5-Speed Manual Transmission, and a RWD Drivetrain, brake distance being around 16-24 ft, it is good, if not a little better, for the same things mentioned above.
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Cognoscenti by MatthewPaanoTorres February 5, 2023
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