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1. A visual representation or image painted, drawn, photographed, or otherwise rendered on a flat surface.
2. To visualize or imagine.
3. A movie.
1. She took pictures of the countryside.
2. She listens as he pictures himself winning the lottery.
3. "Slumdog Millionaire" won the Academy Award for Best Picture at the 81st Academy Awards.
pictures by Hezzepez July 13, 2011
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Hey babe send me pictures
Pictures by LuvAll December 6, 2019

Pictures for sad children 

A webcomic written by John Campbell. The characters are poorly drawn stick figures, while the storylne, surreal at points, follows the life of Gary, a miserable man working at a call company.

Many other characters exist, as well; Paul the ghost (who was, for a long period of time), the main protaginist of the series. Deceased as he was, and doomed to haunt earth as a ghost, he wore a sheet over him, to give him that "ghostly" look.

Jeremy was the antisocial roomate of Gary's, for some time, until he died. Then Paul haunted his body. So now he's Paul. Just so we're clear. If you see him on a strip, dont be all like 'HEY IT'S JEREMY". It's not. It's Paul.

There's a little girl called Maddy, daughter to Afsheen and Sara, and she is allergic to sunlight, so she often wears a pillowcase over her. She used to frequent the devil's tool, otherwise known as "the internet", but after being warned by Paul about the consequences, she has stopped. I guess. I don't know, I'm assuming that. Don't take my word for it. Go through 300 strips and figure it out for yourself.

Afsheen, and Sara. Together, a couple, the latter a cousin of Gary's. Allergic to metal and plastic, respectively. or the other way around. Not really sure.

The humor is mostly dark, and lacking a punchline, and reliable sources have confirmed that strips are often inspired by John's drug induced imagination.

Joking aside, it’s damn funny. You should check it out.
pictures for sad children john campbell

Pictures of Lily 

An ill song by the Who, released as a single in 1967. The song, written by Pete Townshend, is about masturbation.

pictures plz 

Short for 'pictures please' and has been used on many websites, instant messages, and forums. Kthxbye.
Mario: did u c dat wun gurl hu took hur shurt of in public???
Mana: pictures plz
Mario: -ftp(C:\seanconnery_naked.jpg
initiate file session?
Mana: -y
recieving file
file recieved
Mana: kthxbye!
file session closed
signed off
pictures plz by Godknown April 7, 2006

Pictures with Carmen 

Picture taken with a woman, that is at LEAST 3 points above your cosmetic point scale (1-10), next to your bed immediately before it following intercourse.
That chick was way too hot for you! If you hit it I want pictures with Carmen.
Pictures with Carmen by ender2664 August 11, 2023

Pictures of Lily 

Greatest rock band to ever come out of the Lancaster, OH area circa 1997-1998. Played mostly original music from their first and only LP Looking at the Trees released on Potato Records and recorded in the Panel Basement Studios. They also coverd such classic rock songs as Sunshine of You Love by Cream and Glycerine by Bush.
Pictures of Lily really rocked out Johnapallooza man!" and "Did you hear Pictures of Lily rock out the Sound Exchange? It was incredible!
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
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