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cockmaestro
cockmaestro by Alexandros January 17, 2006
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Cocumming • cocum • cockmaster • cockmeat sandwich • cockmagnet • cockman • cockmeister • cockma • cockmaestro • Cockmane
cockmabob
Verb;
Cockmabob
Cock-ma-bob
Cockmabobbing
1; When a cop forces a suspect to eat a donut off his penis in exchange for freedom.
2; A popular pastime for fellow officers on a slow shift.
Cockmabob
Cock-ma-bob
Cockmabobbing
1; When a cop forces a suspect to eat a donut off his penis in exchange for freedom.
2; A popular pastime for fellow officers on a slow shift.
"Let's make this 3 kilos of cocaine disappear with a little cockmabobbing... I prefer jelly."
"Haven't had to shoot any black people today, Sarge, I'm feeling a little bored. How about we do a little cockmabobbing to speed up this shift?"
"Haven't had to shoot any black people today, Sarge, I'm feeling a little bored. How about we do a little cockmabobbing to speed up this shift?"
cockmanship
cockmanship by Jockeys December 4, 2003
Cockmatosed
A situation where you’ve had so much cock over a short period of time , it leaves you in a cock coma
I had a terrible situation with Christine last night. We had a sex session over the weekend, consistently, and as we were lying in bed, she became Cockmatosed. An ambulance took her off, I just hope she is ok.
Cockmatosed by Tee Cee Deez February 27, 2019
Cockmitment
Greg: I jack it to a mental picture of my girl 90% of the time and don't look at porn often.
Chase: Bro, that's some serious Cockmitment!
Chase: Bro, that's some serious Cockmitment!
Cockmitment by The Urban Dicts October 15, 2009
cockmatized
When a person is hypnotized by cock, and is either obsessed with sex or stays with someone longer than they should because of sex.
Girl 1: Why is Jane staying with him? He's such a jerk to her sometimes.
Girl 2: Jane is cockmatized, thats why. She can't see past the sex.
Girl 2: Jane is cockmatized, thats why. She can't see past the sex.
cockmatized by Jen H July 19, 2009
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