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Cockmatized 

Cockmatized

When a man uses his amazingly large cock to his advantage, by causing his girlfriend, or girlfriends to obey his every command and become obsessed with pleasing him.

she is cockmatized so its no use trying to save her. she is now his slave forever.
he can cockmatize any lady he finds attractive and once she gets a look at that magical spell binding cock, she is powerless to its power.
why is that girl so submissive to that man?
she must be cockmatized.
Cockmatized by axxxlerod January 25, 2021

Cockmatosed 

A situation where you’ve had so much cock over a short period of time , it leaves you in a cock coma
I had a terrible situation with Christine last night. We had a sex session over the weekend, consistently, and as we were lying in bed, she became Cockmatosed. An ambulance took her off, I just hope she is ok.
Cockmatosed by Tee Cee Deez February 27, 2019

cockamatized

cockamatized to have one under hypnosis from sexual contact with ones cock.
ive got that girl cockamatized. she will do any thing.
cockamatized by the cockamatizer January 26, 2017

cocknotized

When a woman is so caught up with herself that all she thinks about is cock and doesnt care how she gets it, sort of like hypnotized but having to do with cock.
"Man that girl was so cocknotized that she had sex with a donkey last night."
cocknotized by Tsquared November 30, 2007

comatized 

basically its a fancier way of saying: "beaten into a coma"
"That disloyal bizotch is gonna be comatized!"
comatized by FUK May 6, 2006

Cocknotized

When a woman is so hypnotized with how great a guy's cock is that she looks past his character flaws - i.e. being a racist, not having a job, not going to school and/or having voted for George W. Bush.
He's a complete loser? Oh, she must just be cocknotized.
Cocknotized by LivLee89 August 14, 2011
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