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Cockwinder 

Someone who has surpassed the asshole status, but just shy of a mother fucker.
"Can you believe what that Cockwinder just said?"
Cockwinder by Prezz6664 July 7, 2012

Cockwaddle 

When a person is walks like a penguin that is antoxicated🍻🍺🍷🍸🍹🍾
Stop walking like a cockwaddle
Cockwaddle by Penguin5624 February 17, 2017

Cockswindler 

An individual who gains cock through the art of deception.
Kyle is such a cockswindler! He can be so rude!

cocktwaddler 

Cocktwaddler, Cock Twaddler. both are acceptable.

Kok-twah-dler. (n) 1. one who regularly sticks their hand down their pants in public to readjust their penis and/or scrotum from an uncomfortable position within their undershorts, or in the case of going commando, avoiding a potential Zipper Incident. ; 2. (n) A device used for male masturbation can also be described as a cocktwaddler.
1.) *Jim reaches down his pants and adjusts his junk*
Bill: Oh god, Jim, dude don't fucking be a cocktwaddler.. go wash your fuckin' hands man..

2.) A Fleshlight can also be called a cocktwaddler.
Husband: Honey, where's my cocktwaddler?
Wife: Hell if I know, you pervert!
cocktwaddler by Sire Furious June 12, 2011

cockwaddle 

a retarded, British, vegetable

brandon rodgers retarded character
"oh you're such a fucking cockwaddle.."
cockwaddle by Zer0Rebel4 August 26, 2018

Cockwaddle 

A goblin for DND
"What are you doin' near my crates?!" ~Cockwaddle the goblin 2022
Cockwaddle by AsexualFrisk July 13, 2022