Cockwinder

Someone who has surpassed the asshole status, but just shy of a mother fucker.

"Can you believe what that Cockwinder just said?"

by Prezz6664 July 05, 2012

cockwind

The wind that would be created if Adobe were swinging their dick in front of you while you struggle with their apps.

I would be able to get a lot more done if this cockwind wasn't blowing in my face.

by Business Sloth July 22, 2013