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Cockwaddle 

When a person is walks like a penguin that is antoxicated🍻🍺🍷🍸🍹🍾
Stop walking like a cockwaddle
Cockwaddle by Penguin5624 February 17, 2017
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cockwaddle 

a retarded, British, vegetable

brandon rodgers retarded character
"oh you're such a fucking cockwaddle.."
cockwaddle by Zer0Rebel4 August 26, 2018

Cockwaddle 

A goblin for DND
"What are you doin' near my crates?!" ~Cockwaddle the goblin 2022
Cockwaddle by AsexualFrisk July 13, 2022

Cockadile Tears 

When you deep throat so hard and well and start ugly crying
She was deep throating so well that cockadile tears were streaming down her face
Cockadile Tears by Balbal69 May 14, 2020

cockwaffle 

a jackass , dumb person who has the looks of cock and the brain of a waffle , the origin of this word is it was randomly created on a cuss word generator. How to tell if your a cockwaffle is if your called it you are puzzled by it since you never have heard it before.
Mr.E you are such a COCKWAFFLE .
cockwaffle by RedddlyGREYyyyy February 19, 2011

Cockadile Tears 

When a girls develops tears in her eyes due to a cock down her throat while giving a blowjob.
Jane had my cock so deep down her throat she starting crying cockadile tears.
Cockadile Tears by TheRoyal11 June 7, 2011

cockhandled 

adj: Describes anything that a guy touches or holds after going to the bathroom without washing his hands. Very typical when hammered or blitzed.
Get your cockhandled hands out of my bag of chips!
cockhandled by stance July 16, 2004
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026
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