cocktwaddler

Cocktwaddler, Cock Twaddler. both are acceptable.

Kok-twah-dler. (n) 1. one who regularly sticks their hand down their pants in public to readjust their penis and/or scrotum from an uncomfortable position within their undershorts, or in the case of going commando, avoiding a potential Zipper Incident. ; 2. (n) A device used for male masturbation can also be described as a cocktwaddler.

1.) *Jim reaches down his pants and adjusts his junk*
Bill: Oh god, Jim, dude don't fucking be a cocktwaddler.. go wash your fuckin' hands man..

2.) A Fleshlight can also be called a cocktwaddler.
Husband: Honey, where's my cocktwaddler?
Wife: Hell if I know, you pervert!

by Sire Furious June 12, 2011

Cockwaddle

When a person is walks like a penguin that is antoxicated🍻🍺🍷🍸🍹🍾

Stop walking like a cockwaddle

by Penguin5624 February 17, 2017

cockwaddle

a retarded, British, vegetable

brandon rodgers retarded character

"oh you're such a fucking cockwaddle.."

by Zer0Rebel4 August 26, 2018

cockwiddler

when someone bites your cock and they leave imprints on your dick you get a cockwiddler

dude last night i was sitting next to a cockwiddler and now my cock hurts

by jackofficer420696 October 24, 2020

Cockwaddle

A goblin for DND

"What are you doin' near my crates?!" ~Cockwaddle the goblin 2022

by AsexualFrisk July 13, 2022

cocktwaddle

Referring to the wrinkled folds of skin beneath the scrotum that attaches the ball sack to the taint resembling a turkey neck

Don't be a cocktwaddle

by D1v1n3 December 6, 2015

cockswaddle

when you can’t find a place to fucking sit and a bitch tells you you can’t sit at the only available spot, that bitch is a cockswaddle

“Jennifer you’re a fucking cockswaddle!”

by gayboyprincess September 10, 2018