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cockfiddle 

To cockfiddle. One who stick his dick in fruits
Hey Ben you love to cockfiddle don't you!
cockfiddle by mashkara December 23, 2008
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Cockidile 

A woman who displays use of teeth when giving oral pleasure
Man that bitch tore up my dick, she’s a total cockidile

Cockwaddle 

When a person is walks like a penguin that is antoxicated🍻🍺🍷🍸🍹🍾
Stop walking like a cockwaddle
Cockwaddle by Penguin5624 February 17, 2017

Cocksaddle

Hey baby let me slide on this cocksaddle and you can ride all night long.
Cocksaddle by bigdaddyfatsacks January 25, 2010

Cockfodder 

Cockfodder refers to teenage girls and young women (generally ages 12 to 19) who are pretty, naive, and have no understanding of what primarily drives men, viz. sex; hence they are fodder for sex (i.e. cock).

They will believe any story/ lie/ bullshit in order to have a boyfriend/ relationship, and accordingly be subject to/ coerced into the sex act. The term Cockfodder is not restricted to virgins.
The schoolgirls walk home to their tenements and slums. Men look on, envious of their youth, lustful of their slim legs and hips, developing breasts and the innocence in their eyes.

What does life hold for these future mothers? Only broken dreams, for here walks the cockfodder that will give birth to the next illegitimate generation.
Cockfodder by MMark November 8, 2009

cockwaddle 

a retarded, British, vegetable

brandon rodgers retarded character
"oh you're such a fucking cockwaddle.."
cockwaddle by Zer0Rebel4 August 26, 2018

cockwiddler

when someone bites your cock and they leave imprints on your dick you get a cockwiddler
dude last night i was sitting next to a cockwiddler and now my cock hurts
cockwiddler by jackofficer420696 October 24, 2020
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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