cockula

A woman who likes to give oral, and does it well.

Man that cockula could suck the head off a quarter and keep going.

cockula by Killer Bunnies January 3, 2008

Count Cockula 

Count Cockula, lord and ruler of the species fagotus vampirus was once the leader of the vampires named dracula until having sucked the dick of a monkey infected with aids, he must now survive by sucking blood from cocks. he is belived to be the last of his kind due to the all gay male population

Jakob- " the other day me and my bf were role playing, he was count cockula.. needless to say i needed stitches"

Count Cockula by Nuasair December 25, 2009

Count Cockula 

When a a girl/guy is fucking another girl/guy and an accident occurs in the process of oral or penitration where an amount of blood eminates from said persons genitils/other body part.

"Did you hear what happened to (said chick)?!"
"Yeah I heard she was giving (said guy) a blowjob and his dick started to bleed!"
"Dude she's such a count cockula!"

Count Cockula by theshortbusrider June 25, 2009

Cockulate

The act of measuring the length, girth, circumference, and ejaculatory abilities of ones penis. Often used in foreplay to impress the female.

This is also a standard procedure performed on anyone applying to the Cumpatriot Society of Homies, led by the notorius street gang BC Ballers

D-Shiznit: Woah bro! Did you hear that Miles cockulated himself?
A-Dawg: No, i didnt hear that yet, holmes! What were his cockulations?
D-Shiznit: It turns out that he has a whopping 3 and a half inch penis!
A-Dawg: Brodawg, we should go cockulate ourselves!
D-shiznit: Totes holmes! Il go grab my Cockulator and some Mens Fitness magazines!

Cockulate by A-dawgdizzle October 18, 2009

cocklamp 

Obligitory term used for very stupid people. Often used against script kiddies, and AOLers.
A clusterfuck of two words, one offensive, one random, to create a word stupid enough to describe the person it's used against.

"God, that kid is so stupid, he's a cocklamp."

cocklamp by Angel In Despair November 11, 2004

cockupation block 

An abundance of useless employees and managers that cant do their simple jobs and can further longer a day for the "potential fuck or fuckee." leads to penile frustration or vaginal moodiness.

-hey yooo, tryin to get food? or is crystal coming through?

-na, they put the cockupation block on me, she aint getting out of there till 230-3. some bullshit rite? she needs to get the hell out there so i can tear her ass up. something....shit. damn that fucking place. always some shit. fuck.

-sooo....want to get food or what?

-fuck you nigga!

cockupation block by eyewatch May 19, 2011

cocklash 

severe spasm and pain in the neck from providing vigorous fellatio; whiplash from aggressive cocksucking

Damn, I've got cocklash from working on my man last night

cocklash by Snoopy Pugh April 18, 2008