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cocksteading

When a woman make a dominant play for commitment from a (usually unwilling) male. The purpose of this action is marking the male as property of the woman, after she claims her stake.
Alice and Bob were arguing again last night; Alice has been cocksteading ever since she found a bra that wasn't hers in Bob's bedroom.
by TutTheMummy March 18, 2010
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cockheading

being stupid; showing stupidity; displaying lack of intelligence
So many definitions on Urban Dictionary are prime examples of cockheading.
by yorrick hunt June 2, 2008
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cockstepping

The act of trampling a penis, either in a cockbox or on the floor or some other flat surface. Also, standing on the penis while trampling a man.
Mistress likes to do her cockstepping in 10 inch platforms. It's brutal on my little guy!
by Chris Zizzo July 28, 2010
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Cocksledding

A made up word that is when you sled on your cock on a waterslide or something similar probably
"Hey bro wanna go watersliding"
"Whoa bro that sounds cool but how about we go cocksledding"
"Bro... Of course I'll go cocksledding with you"
"Bro I think I love you..."
"Bro..."
Then they kissed
by Cocksledder Supreme February 10, 2021
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cockteasing

Involving straight jackets and feathers.
"I can't wait for marathon cockteasing to be recognized as a legitamate olympic sport, I'd take home the gold fo' so' baby!" -- A. Whoreski.
by p@$$ing thr.ugh March 11, 2010
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cockstepping

When the number of people working on a project, or within an area exceeds the point of diminishing returns - Instead of being productive, you're just getting in the way.
Why are there 8 chefs on duty? We only need 2-3, the rest of us are just cockstepping.
by jazyav September 7, 2018
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Cockstrafing

Justin and Morgan were cockstrafing through the meeting.
by Jesuspuncher March 13, 2020
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