cockstepping
The act of trampling a penis, either in a cockbox or on the floor or some other flat surface. Also, standing on the penis while trampling a man.
cockstepping by Chris Zizzo July 28, 2010
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cockstepping
When the number of people working on a project, or within an area exceeds the point of diminishing returns - Instead of being productive, you're just getting in the way.
cockstepping by jazyav September 7, 2018
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lockstepping
Gutless, mindless adherence to a cookie cutter norm devised to prevent independent thought and individuality.
We will see a lot of lockstepping among the younger, less powerful and less outspoken clinical staff.
lockstepping by Dr Bunnygirl April 3, 2019
Cockslapping
Cockslapping is the practice is slapping someone's face with your penis, usually when erect. Often performed as a joke, when the recipient is either asleep, stoned, or otherwise incapacitated.
Cockslapping by Stuart Robbins May 28, 2006
Cockstomping
Cockstomping by azola July 25, 2010
cockslapping the mona lisa
AS the title states it is the act in which the pennis is whacked furtively about the famous painting the "mona lisa" often resulting in architectural fapping.
Architect 1: Look that dude's cockslapping the mona lisa!
Architect 2: Yeah, you like that don't you baby?! *fap fap fap*
Architect 2: Yeah, you like that don't you baby?! *fap fap fap*
cockslapping the mona lisa by Curtis Mortemer August 20, 2008
cocksteading
When a woman make a dominant play for commitment from a (usually unwilling) male. The purpose of this action is marking the male as property of the woman, after she claims her stake.
Alice and Bob were arguing again last night; Alice has been cocksteading ever since she found a bra that wasn't hers in Bob's bedroom.
cocksteading by TutTheMummy March 18, 2010
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Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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