Cockstrafing 

To walk through a group looking for a large penis.

Justin and Morgan were cockstrafing through the meeting.

Cockstrafing by Jesuspuncher March 13, 2020

cockstrangler

One who strangles cocks.

"you sir, are a cockstrangler."

cockstrangler by JamMasterJay June 22, 2008

cocksnarfing 

Cock Snarfing:The act of spitting up a mouthful of cum thru the nose and mouth, generally caused by unexpected laughter during a blowjob. Doubly good when achieved a split second after the moment of orgasm when the mouth is completely filled with cum!

I couldn't resist telling her she fucked like her sister,she laughed so hard, the cocksnarfing began!

cocksnarfing by Tanath April 23, 2006

Cockstraint 

The male equivalent of a chastity belt

His mistress wouldn't let him leave the house without his cockstraint on.

Cockstraint by Big Stuicus August 18, 2014

Cockstraighting

To remove ones gayness by physically grabbing their weiner and bending it straight.

Timmy removed my gayness last night by cockstraighting it.

Cockstraighting by Tim and Paul January 5, 2021

Cockstuffing 

The act of inserting a penis inside of another man's urethra for sexual pleasure.

Whenever a medical procedure is done where the patient is conscious, someone will develop a fetish for it. In the 1800s, the treatment for syphilis was mercury and urethral sounds, or large metal probes stuck up the pee hole. A few patients developed a fetish for this, and that is where 'sounding' comes from. Eventually, a gay man had a fetish for sounding, and had a partner with a needle dick. One thing leads to another, and the concept of cockstuffing was stolen from the gods.

Cockstuffing by Dr. Catfister March 17, 2010

cocksurfing 

Similar to the term "couch-surfing". A cocksurfer is a woman who sleeps with men for a place to sleep.

"You find a place yet?"

"nah, I'm still surfin' it"

"you mean cocksurfing, ya hussy? haha!"

cocksurfing by doesntgiveadamn November 29, 2011