cockteasing
"I can't wait for marathon cockteasing to be recognized as a legitamate olympic sport, I'd take home the gold fo' so' baby!" -- A. Whoreski.
cockteasing by p@$$ing thr.ugh March 11, 2010
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Cockteasian
A fairly common race of girl who will invite you back to their place after a party, and despite what it may seem, have no intentions of fondling your cock.
The cockteasian cleverly outwitted the drunken boy, and left him sore and disappointed in the morning.
Cockteasian by shaunn926 June 29, 2009
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cockheading by yorrick hunt June 2, 2008
cock teasing
Used by women to gain power and/or humilate male friends and colleagues by the art of making perfectly normal men turn in to delusional idiots when they think the cock teaser actually has been wanting sex with them.
The magnitude of the effect is directly proportional to the time spent being teased and/or your position within the organisation
The magnitude of the effect is directly proportional to the time spent being teased and/or your position within the organisation
"That bitch has lead me on for weeks! And I told her the plans for our management restructure!"
"What a cock teasing you've had!"
"What a cock teasing you've had!"
cock teasing by BrettS June 25, 2005
Cock teasing
Its when you are jerking off but you dont come.You're jerking and you feel yourself about to nut and you stop yourself.Then you start jerking again.Then you stop.
Woman in bed to Man:Are you jerking off.
Man:Nope.Just cock teasing.
Woman:Ohh.Goodnight.
Man:Goodnight.
Man:Nope.Just cock teasing.
Woman:Ohh.Goodnight.
Man:Goodnight.
Cock teasing by Jason acer July 8, 2011
cocksteading
When a woman make a dominant play for commitment from a (usually unwilling) male. The purpose of this action is marking the male as property of the woman, after she claims her stake.
Alice and Bob were arguing again last night; Alice has been cocksteading ever since she found a bra that wasn't hers in Bob's bedroom.
cocksteading by TutTheMummy March 18, 2010
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