cockteasing

Involving straight jackets and feathers.

"I can't wait for marathon cockteasing to be recognized as a legitamate olympic sport, I'd take home the gold fo' so' baby!" -- A. Whoreski.

by p@$$ing thr.ugh March 11, 2010

Cockteasian

A fairly common race of girl who will invite you back to their place after a party, and despite what it may seem, have no intentions of fondling your cock.

The cockteasian cleverly outwitted the drunken boy, and left him sore and disappointed in the morning.

by shaunn926 June 29, 2009

cockheading

being stupid; showing stupidity; displaying lack of intelligence

So many definitions on Urban Dictionary are prime examples of cockheading.

by yorrick hunt June 2, 2008

cock teasing

Used by women to gain power and/or humilate male friends and colleagues by the art of making perfectly normal men turn in to delusional idiots when they think the cock teaser actually has been wanting sex with them.

The magnitude of the effect is directly proportional to the time spent being teased and/or your position within the organisation

"That bitch has lead me on for weeks! And I told her the plans for our management restructure!"
"What a cock teasing you've had!"

by BrettS June 25, 2005

Cock teasing

Its when you are jerking off but you dont come.You're jerking and you feel yourself about to nut and you stop yourself.Then you start jerking again.Then you stop.

Woman in bed to Man:Are you jerking off.

Man:Nope.Just cock teasing.

Woman:Ohh.Goodnight.

Man:Goodnight.

by Jason acer July 8, 2011

cocksteading

When a woman make a dominant play for commitment from a (usually unwilling) male. The purpose of this action is marking the male as property of the woman, after she claims her stake.

Alice and Bob were arguing again last night; Alice has been cocksteading ever since she found a bra that wasn't hers in Bob's bedroom.

by TutTheMummy March 18, 2010

cockesing

To go out and present one's cock to a group of supporters for the purpose of getting laid.

While the presidential candidate is out caucusing for the upcoming elections I am going to go out cockesing for an upcoming erection.

by wicked1 April 20, 2012