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cockwhipped 

n. the state of being so in "love" with a guy, that you don't care what he does. the state of being completely senseless about a guy.
girl 1: did you see girl 3 the other day? she's totally cockwhipped!
girl 2: i know, she doesn't give a damn how shitty he treats her.
cockwhipped by dani April 21, 2005
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cockwhipped 

The term used to describe a girl who fails to recognise just how much of a manipulative/controlling/selfish/etc. bastard she's going out with, due to blind infatuation.
Liz: You must be seriously cockwhipped if you can't see what he's doing to you. How can you let him get away with that shit?!

Sarah: What business is it of yours? How can you sit there and judge me, you don't even know what it's like between us. I love him and I know he loves me; I don't need your fucking approval!

Liz: (under her breath) stupid childish romanticist...
cockwhipped by spazz88 March 29, 2007

cock whipped 

Susie swallowed Jim's load when he threatened to dump her. He has her completely cock whipped
cock whipped by Anonymous April 20, 2003

coolwhipped 

Being in the best mood because something awesome or cool just happened to you! high off life!
Daddy just bought me a new mercedes benz! I'm so coolwhipped right now!
coolwhipped by Alyssa Ashley June 8, 2007

cock whipped 

Dan puts up with tons of crap from Bridget, he is so cock whipped.
cock whipped by Anonymous April 29, 2003

Cockwhippery

The act of performing a cock-whipping upon an individual or a group, and infers that the other individual or group has been attacked/destroyed.
Jacob: We put down Codey's website.
BTC Baller: Ah yes, that's some nice cockwhippery.

Cock whipped 

a condition whereby a man's ability to respond to lovers is controlled by the opinions and actions of his "bro group."
Lex: "have you heard from Julio lately? All I get is one word responses from him and no pics since he left for tour..."
Kendall: "me too!, I had to follow him to two shows just to get him to pay attention to me."
Rachael: "ladies, he's with his "bro's before Ho's group, also known as "cock whipped."
Cock whipped by karpentertenenbaum October 21, 2018
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