cockscanner

noun; a person (male or female) who stares at men's genital areas to determine penis size. generally used as a put down
usually applied to homosexual men

that dude at the bar is a total cockscanner

by porkrind February 6, 2008

cockspanner

Similar to a cockknocker. An idiot etc.

That's my pint you dull cockspanner

by gowershowerpower March 21, 2010

Cocksander

During the act of sex at a beach or a sandy scene wheredy the boy will dip his penis in the sand and then continue to viciously pentrate her.

Scotty B: Easy bruv how'd last night go?
Bez: Yeah blood tight!
Scotty B: Give me the 411 on that shit
Bez: Took that biatch down to the beach and left her sandy, yo know gave her the old Sahara treatment. Cocksander ain't I
Scotty: Respect Man
Bez: Aiiiiiiiiiiiiii!
Scotty B: What was she like after
Bez: The bitch had sand in her pussy about it

(Also use: Saharad, Fiscalled, Sandy, Sandied, Gobid, Kalaharid, Coloradoed, Shipwrecked, Gritted)

by FizzlePizzleDizzle May 22, 2006

CockShinner

When a a certain someone proceeds to "lube up" a parteners rooster.Most oftenly done with butter or some other canned product.

Indy went against PJ's demands and came out of the closet by becoming a"cockshinner,"this was done after extasy was applied to the victim.

by copernicus22 June 7, 2007

cockspander

Any implement the primary use for which is lengthening and/or widening the male member.

"Biff bought his bad self a nifty cockspander with all the bells and whistles."

by madlane September 9, 2016