cockspander
cockspander by madlane September 9, 2016
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cockspanner by gowershowerpower March 21, 2010
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Cockmander
Man that guy can control his cock like there's no tommorrow, he is one of the best cockmanders iv'e ever seen.
Cockmander by Toxic Rage December 3, 2004
Cocksander
During the act of sex at a beach or a sandy scene wheredy the boy will dip his penis in the sand and then continue to viciously pentrate her.
Scotty B: Easy bruv how'd last night go?
Bez: Yeah blood tight!
Scotty B: Give me the 411 on that shit
Bez: Took that biatch down to the beach and left her sandy, yo know gave her the old Sahara treatment. Cocksander ain't I
Scotty: Respect Man
Bez: Aiiiiiiiiiiiiii!
Scotty B: What was she like after
Bez: The bitch had sand in her pussy about it
(Also use: Saharad, Fiscalled, Sandy, Sandied, Gobid, Kalaharid, Coloradoed, Shipwrecked, Gritted)
Bez: Yeah blood tight!
Scotty B: Give me the 411 on that shit
Bez: Took that biatch down to the beach and left her sandy, yo know gave her the old Sahara treatment. Cocksander ain't I
Scotty: Respect Man
Bez: Aiiiiiiiiiiiiii!
Scotty B: What was she like after
Bez: The bitch had sand in her pussy about it
(Also use: Saharad, Fiscalled, Sandy, Sandied, Gobid, Kalaharid, Coloradoed, Shipwrecked, Gritted)
Cocksander by FizzlePizzleDizzle May 22, 2006
Cockspider.
a midget smoking a joint, oftentimes directly after an orgy involving 7 or more carnies. This must be performed in a dirty carnival or circus-grounds, providing dusty spider-filled areas.
Cockspider. by Tomatoes are my Cheese November 15, 2004
cockspider
One of those creepy unidentifiable spiders that races along like a cockroach, causing the human instinct for survival to take hold, and resulting in the inevitable squashing of said spider so quickly, that time does not allow for proper classification.
Quick, kill it" (annihilation by flip-flop or shoe) "Was that a spider? A cockroach? A cricket?" "No, I'm pretty sure it was a cockspider
cockspider by snotweezil May 9, 2011
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