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cockspanner by gowershowerpower March 21, 2010
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Cocksander
During the act of sex at a beach or a sandy scene wheredy the boy will dip his penis in the sand and then continue to viciously pentrate her.
Scotty B: Easy bruv how'd last night go?
Bez: Yeah blood tight!
Scotty B: Give me the 411 on that shit
Bez: Took that biatch down to the beach and left her sandy, yo know gave her the old Sahara treatment. Cocksander ain't I
Scotty: Respect Man
Bez: Aiiiiiiiiiiiiii!
Scotty B: What was she like after
Bez: The bitch had sand in her pussy about it
(Also use: Saharad, Fiscalled, Sandy, Sandied, Gobid, Kalaharid, Coloradoed, Shipwrecked, Gritted)
Bez: Yeah blood tight!
Scotty B: Give me the 411 on that shit
Bez: Took that biatch down to the beach and left her sandy, yo know gave her the old Sahara treatment. Cocksander ain't I
Scotty: Respect Man
Bez: Aiiiiiiiiiiiiii!
Scotty B: What was she like after
Bez: The bitch had sand in her pussy about it
(Also use: Saharad, Fiscalled, Sandy, Sandied, Gobid, Kalaharid, Coloradoed, Shipwrecked, Gritted)
Cocksander by FizzlePizzleDizzle May 22, 2006
cock spanner
A person that uses their genitals as a source of income!
The bread winner of the house (also a porn star) is known as a cock-spanner!
The bread winner of the house (also a porn star) is known as a cock-spanner!
cock spanner by Ryan Neil September 7, 2006
cockscanner
noun; a person (male or female) who stares at men's genital areas to determine penis size. generally used as a put down
usually applied to homosexual men
usually applied to homosexual men
cockscanner by porkrind February 6, 2008
CockShinner
When a a certain someone proceeds to "lube up" a parteners rooster.Most oftenly done with butter or some other canned product.
Indy went against PJ's demands and came out of the closet by becoming a"cockshinner,"this was done after extasy was applied to the victim.
CockShinner by copernicus22 June 7, 2007
cockspander
cockspander by madlane September 9, 2016
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