worm wiggler

1. A sexually inexperienced girl who nevertheless enjoys overly-fondling the penis, particularly a flaccid (and thus non-threatening) one.

2. Any woman or girl who truly enjoys handling the male member.

Can be disparaging, or not.

"Shit man, I've known Brunhilde was nothing but a worm wiggler since that sock hop back in '58."

"Julie's a cute little worm wiggler, isn't she?"

by madlane September 09, 2016

Broham

Brother, in the friend sense. Short for "brohamm(o)us" or "brohammy." Frat-speak.

Hello, my Delta broham!

by madlane October 25, 2017

cockspander

Any implement the primary use for which is lengthening and/or widening the male member.

"Biff bought his bad self a nifty cockspander with all the bells and whistles."

by madlane September 09, 2016