4 definitions by porkrind

cockscanner

noun; a person (male or female) who stares at men's genital areas to determine penis size. generally used as a put down
usually applied to homosexual men

that dude at the bar is a total cockscanner

by porkrind February 7, 2008

danderhorn

Inexplicable and ethereal joy that is not of this world.

Gathering around the christmas tree brings great danderhorn to all families.

by porkrind November 22, 2021

poopish

adjective; synonym to shitty, crappy, etc.

anything that happens and you don't like the outcome; anything like or resembling fecal matter

"your full house beat my flush! that's poopish."

by porkrind February 7, 2008

meth hole

noun; referring to a methamphetamine addict's vagina, or anus. usually stinky, crusty, loose, and undesirable

your farts smell worse than a toothless whore's meth hole!

by porkrind February 7, 2008