cocksall 

An old, unhappy, belligerent Italian women

Jesus Christ, she’s a cocksall

cocksall by Ancsefg September 27, 2019

cockswallop 

A cockswallop is when you grab a guys Cock with one hand and lift his cock up to clear a path for a punch to the balls, insuring that the balls take all the brute force of the punch.

Ash keeps talking shit out in the lineup while surfing, if he keeps it up I’m going to give the cunt a cockswallop he won’t forget.

cockswallop by Husky simons July 22, 2019

Cockballs Assington 

Cockballs Assington III is an infamous Duke of Assington, a Province of South Wales. Cockballs Assington I hit it big by digging corn holes and harvesting large amounts of Ethanol. British Petroleum bought out his shares and Assington became "new money" overnight. His grandson, Cockballs Assington III is known for being a billlionaire playboy. A reckless spirit, whose fashion sense greatly surpasses his social graces, Assington has allegedly slept with over 10,000 women. Assington was once reported to have said, "I have more bastards than billions." The phrase"Cockballs Assington" is often used to denote great frustation or a state of utter shock and awe because of Assington's affronting nature.

Hey chap. Did you hear that the future Queen is a commoner?" "Holy Cockballs Assington!

Cockballs Assington by Assington's first bastard May 23, 2011

Cockswallogy 

The study of swallowing cock.

Jane majored in Cockswallogy in college, but was only able to find a job in porn with her degree as a Cockswallogist.

Cockswallogy by Yerac July 18, 2009

cockallowing

The opposite of cockblocking. An act of generosity that increases the chances of someone getting some action from another.

So I was just dancing by myself when this girl shows up, says "someone told me you were single," and we just start making out right there on the spot! I bet it was my friend B. who said something. He's always cockallowing for his friends, 'cause that's what bros do, you know.

cockallowing by BBTOPS August 20, 2009

Cockalley 

Place name, Chesterfield, Derbyshire, England. Hangout for swingers. Appears on map but all signs have been removed, so proving you have been there is impossible.

"Paul stroked his bone in cockalley"

or

"Ben played with his balls in Cockalley"

or

"Chris packed fudge in Cockalley"

Cockalley by Chris Allen May 4, 2005

cockballoon

A guy who is so blind to see whats in front of him - when a girl is there wanting sexual pleasure - he takes the condom blows it stupidly as if it was a balloon.

"Karl why do you gotta be such a cockballoon bro? That chick wanted the D in the V so bad but you turned it loose you ass-hat !"

cockballoon by joeshmoe99 September 11, 2013