cockballman 

Desmond Strickland

He's the real cockballman

cockballman by BiffleTheFurry January 13, 2022

cockballoon

A guy who is so blind to see whats in front of him - when a girl is there wanting sexual pleasure - he takes the condom blows it stupidly as if it was a balloon.

"Karl why do you gotta be such a cockballoon bro? That chick wanted the D in the V so bad but you turned it loose you ass-hat !"

cockballoon by joeshmoe99 September 11, 2013

Cockballoon

The pocket of air that can form over the tip of your penis when you do not put on your condom correctly. A cockballoon can break easily and make wearing a condom pointless.

Sam: How’d she get pregnant?

Dumbass: Well, I didn’t know that a cockballoon could pop.
Sam: Dumbass!

Cockballoon by XRKelly June 24, 2018

Cockballin 

(verb): The process in which one's scrotum becomes compressed and settles quite near the man's penis (hence the name 'cockballing') due to exposure of one's testes to cold weather, water--preferibly salt water--, and even ice.

"I knew that I would soon be cockballing if spent too much time swimming with the cute sailors." uhhhhhh

"Daily cockballing has become quite the hobby among most male snowboarders and skiiers."

Cockballin by samsonite joe May 22, 2007

cockballing 

a form of ridicule towards another when they have said something crazy to you.

Person 1: Dude I Shit A Football This Morning!

Person 2: Are you cockballing me?

cockballing by T0WA7 June 8, 2009