cockballman
He's the real cockballman
cockballman by BiffleTheFurry January 13, 2022
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A guy who is so blind to see whats in front of him - when a girl is there wanting sexual pleasure - he takes the condom blows it stupidly as if it was a balloon.
"Karl why do you gotta be such a cockballoon bro? That chick wanted the D in the V so bad but you turned it loose you ass-hat !"
cockballoon by joeshmoe99 September 11, 2013
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Cockballoon
The pocket of air that can form over the tip of your penis when you do not put on your condom correctly. A cockballoon can break easily and make wearing a condom pointless.
Sam: How’d she get pregnant?
Dumbass: Well, I didn’t know that a cockballoon could pop.
Sam: Dumbass!
Dumbass: Well, I didn’t know that a cockballoon could pop.
Sam: Dumbass!
Cockballoon by XRKelly June 24, 2018
Cockballin
(verb): The process in which one's scrotum becomes compressed and settles quite near the man's penis (hence the name 'cockballing') due to exposure of one's testes to cold weather, water--preferibly salt water--, and even ice.
"I knew that I would soon be cockballing if spent too much time swimming with the cute sailors." uhhhhhh
"Daily cockballing has become quite the hobby among most male snowboarders and skiiers."
"Daily cockballing has become quite the hobby among most male snowboarders and skiiers."
Cockballin by samsonite joe May 22, 2007