cockswallop

A cockswallop is when you grab a guys Cock with one hand and lift his cock up to clear a path for a punch to the balls, insuring that the balls take all the brute force of the punch.

Ash keeps talking shit out in the lineup while surfing, if he keeps it up I’m going to give the cunt a cockswallop he won’t forget.

by Husky simons July 22, 2019

codswallop

Something that doesn't make sense and sounds like utter nonsense can be described as codswallop, also, in some places of devon, there are cults that use the walloping of a cod as a method of induction into their sect...

That's just utter codswallop you pillock or Is thou ready for the codswallop young initiate?!?

by ChibiGarrick September 30, 2002

Cockswallogy

The study of swallowing cock.

Jane majored in Cockswallogy in college, but was only able to find a job in porn with her degree as a Cockswallogist.

by Yerac July 18, 2009

coswallop

British term meaning "nonsense"

Coswallop, in my opinion.

by Manchesterxisxlove September 28, 2009

Cocksafloppin'

A disease in which a male's genitals hang freely.

Hey buddy, yer cocksafloppin'.

by chibisolidsnake July 27, 2010

cockwallock

idiot or dumbass

paul was being such a cockwallock earlier he didn't know Africa was a continent

by DarklyV2 January 26, 2022

Codswallop Slop

A shitty tattoo done by a scratcher tattooer made good by blagging (lying) about their credentials to the unsuspecting public, and making them believe that a) they are a real tattooer and b) that it is a good tattoo

Dude, where did you get that tattoo?
I got it at (name any crappy tattoo shop in any crappy town)
Hell, man, that ain't nothing but codswallop slop

by the britster November 23, 2011