Cockballin

(verb): The process in which one's scrotum becomes compressed and settles quite near the man's penis (hence the name 'cockballing') due to exposure of one's testes to cold weather, water--preferibly salt water--, and even ice.

"I knew that I would soon be cockballing if spent too much time swimming with the cute sailors." uhhhhhh

"Daily cockballing has become quite the hobby among most male snowboarders and skiiers."

by samsonite joe May 22, 2007

Cockballs Assington

Cockballs Assington III is an infamous Duke of Assington, a Province of South Wales. Cockballs Assington I hit it big by digging corn holes and harvesting large amounts of Ethanol. British Petroleum bought out his shares and Assington became "new money" overnight. His grandson, Cockballs Assington III is known for being a billlionaire playboy. A reckless spirit, whose fashion sense greatly surpasses his social graces, Assington has allegedly slept with over 10,000 women. Assington was once reported to have said, "I have more bastards than billions." The phrase"Cockballs Assington" is often used to denote great frustation or a state of utter shock and awe because of Assington's affronting nature.

Hey chap. Did you hear that the future Queen is a commoner?" "Holy Cockballs Assington!

by Assington's first bastard May 23, 2011

cockballoon

A guy who is so blind to see whats in front of him - when a girl is there wanting sexual pleasure - he takes the condom blows it stupidly as if it was a balloon.

"Karl why do you gotta be such a cockballoon bro? That chick wanted the D in the V so bad but you turned it loose you ass-hat !"

by joeshmoe99 September 11, 2013

cockblind

1. Someone who cannot see the truth of something or otherwise says, justifies, covers for, or even praises something or someone that is untrue, unlikely, unattainable, unflattering, wrongheaded or plain impossible because they are thinking less with their brains and more with their dick (or vagina... women do this too), which ofen times blinds the best of men to reality. This is especially relevant when it pertains or relates to a woman, women, and the things they do or say. Often seen or heard when a man has become so whipped that he says things to make his girl happy or to convince his friends she's worthwhile *so* often that he says/does them without thinking and even starts to believe most of it after a time.

"Well, I know that she's wrecked my car twice, gotten me fired, gotten herself fired, hates my friends, cost me thousands to bail her out of jail 4 times in one night, is lush, etc., etc., but she's really good for me!" This guy is cockblind to the reality that his girl is a walking disaster who is dragging him down with her. A woman sticking with a man who beats her is a similiar situation.

by Siege of August Skye May 28, 2005

Cockball

(n) A game invented by a Vermont Intellectual, Police Officer, and an Anarchist comprising of a tennis ball and a basketball ball hoop. The objective is to throw a tennis ball over a 12 foot fence whilst several rules have the players act out several odd acts. For example if the ball lands on the line of play, the opposing team has to dance like a chicken(cock) without male genitals(cock) whilst turbofolk from the Yugoslav Civil War plays.

“Dang, Cockball is so much better than Full Court.”

by Ben 5hapiro December 3, 2019

cockballs

someone with a penis so small it seems like there cock and balls are one object.

Fuck you and your cockballs.

by kyle February 1, 2004

cockballer

cockball/cockballer - noun/adj.

1. The cavalier usage of offroad vehicles by a daring driver.

2. A man who utilises offroad vehicles, specifically Land Rovers, in an aggressive and rugged fashion.
3. An offroad vehicle suitable in its construction for "cockballer" driving.

"That county 90 is a real cockballer when shes at full bore."
"He's really cockballing that 110 down the green lane today."
"His full tilt approach to that challenge was executed in proper cockballing manner."

by Sir Reginald Chauncey-Moreau October 30, 2009