cockballoon

A guy who is so blind to see whats in front of him - when a girl is there wanting sexual pleasure - he takes the condom blows it stupidly as if it was a balloon.

"Karl why do you gotta be such a cockballoon bro? That chick wanted the D in the V so bad but you turned it loose you ass-hat !"

cockballoon by joeshmoe99 September 11, 2013

Cockballoon

The pocket of air that can form over the tip of your penis when you do not put on your condom correctly. A cockballoon can break easily and make wearing a condom pointless.

Sam: How’d she get pregnant?

Dumbass: Well, I didn’t know that a cockballoon could pop.
Sam: Dumbass!

Cockballoon by XRKelly June 24, 2018

cockballman 

Desmond Strickland

He's the real cockballman

cockballman by BiffleTheFurry January 13, 2022

Cockballin 

(verb): The process in which one's scrotum becomes compressed and settles quite near the man's penis (hence the name 'cockballing') due to exposure of one's testes to cold weather, water--preferibly salt water--, and even ice.

"I knew that I would soon be cockballing if spent too much time swimming with the cute sailors." uhhhhhh

"Daily cockballing has become quite the hobby among most male snowboarders and skiiers."

Cockballin by samsonite joe May 22, 2007

Cock-Balloon 

Cock Balloons are like condoms, but cooler. They bring joy and stop icky-ness, like Obama, only not so religious. Often used as a hip way to encourage safe sex.

Changing holes? Think Cock-Balloons.

Don't dirty the pie! Use Cock-Balloons.

Overseas? Think Cock-Balloons.

Cock-Balloon by www.cock-balloons.com July 30, 2011

Cock Balloon 

A tushy toast tumble down tipsy turvey tickle time.

Lets take a tushy toast tumble down tipsy turvey tickle time with a Cock Balloon sandwich.

Cock Balloon by Tits McGee O'Piggly Pee December 16, 2008

cockaloon

See "gargantuan Pecker" or "Behemoth Dick"

1.Ima put my "cockaloon" down your throat..
2.hold on 1 second while i place my "cockaloon" in your hand...

cockaloon by Wandy Aner September 9, 2003