A guy who is so blind to see whats in front of him - when a girl is there wanting sexual pleasure - he takes the condom blows it stupidly as if it was a balloon.
"Karl why do you gotta be such a cockballoon bro? That chick wanted the D in the V so bad but you turned it loose you ass-hat !"
by joeshmoe99 September 11, 2013
Get the cockballoon mug.The pocket of air that can form over the tip of your penis when you do not put on your condom correctly. A cockballoon can break easily and make wearing a condom pointless.
Sam: How’d she get pregnant?
Dumbass: Well, I didn’t know that a cockballoon could pop.
Sam: Dumbass!
Dumbass: Well, I didn’t know that a cockballoon could pop.
Sam: Dumbass!
by XRKelly June 24, 2018
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(verb): The process in which one's scrotum becomes compressed and settles quite near the man's penis (hence the name 'cockballing') due to exposure of one's testes to cold weather, water--preferibly salt water--, and even ice.
"I knew that I would soon be cockballing if spent too much time swimming with the cute sailors." uhhhhhh
"Daily cockballing has become quite the hobby among most male snowboarders and skiiers."
"Daily cockballing has become quite the hobby among most male snowboarders and skiiers."
by samsonite joe May 22, 2007
Get the Cockballin mug.Cock Balloons are like condoms, but cooler. They bring joy and stop icky-ness, like Obama, only not so religious. Often used as a hip way to encourage safe sex.
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Overseas? Think Cock-Balloons.
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by Wandy Aner September 9, 2003
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