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cockballing 

a form of ridicule towards another when they have said something crazy to you.
Person 1: Dude I Shit A Football This Morning!

Person 2: Are you cockballing me?
cockballing by T0WA7 June 8, 2009
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cockbanging

1.the physical motion of banging a cock or male genital, also known as a penis.
2. alternate term for sex
dude that chick was totally cockbanging me after we got home.

cockbaiting 

verb: using ones phallos as a means of attracting women
aww joes cockbaiting kaitie again
cockbaiting by steve the legend April 29, 2006

unnecessary cocktailing 

The act of consuming way to many drinks. To much debauchery, douchebaggery, shamelessness, unfiltered verbal diarhea, lack of inhibition and so forth.
The guy across the bar hitting on the girl that's clearly not interested, should be flagged for unnecessary cocktailing.
unnecessary cocktailing by jmun77 February 15, 2010

Cornballing 

the act of sticking your penis inside another man's anus.
My mom caught me cornballing my best friend and she said I should be ashamed.
Cornballing by Prozach21 November 20, 2010

Cockballin 

(verb): The process in which one's scrotum becomes compressed and settles quite near the man's penis (hence the name 'cockballing') due to exposure of one's testes to cold weather, water--preferibly salt water--, and even ice.
"I knew that I would soon be cockballing if spent too much time swimming with the cute sailors." uhhhhhh

"Daily cockballing has become quite the hobby among most male snowboarders and skiiers."
Cockballin by samsonite joe May 22, 2007

Cockbaiting 

When someone with a absolutely massive shlong sends a really artful dick pic to a girl. You would think the guy is also attractive yet he isn't, it's some edp looking pedo with a massive cock!
My mom was being cockbaited by this weird guy. The cockbaiting loose weird smelly guy just wasn't right.
Cockbaiting by LIHZAHRD March 29, 2022
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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Is that cake?

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“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
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Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
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