cockometer

a girl who has had sex with so many guys that she has a scientific database from which to rate a guy's dick large or small
My friend siobhan is an excellent cockometer
by TAmac911 July 12, 2010
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Psychometric cockometer

A psychic measuring rod that allows you to immpute the length of your ex girls new boyfriends penis
The psychometric cockometer pegs him at a girthy 9.375 inches
by D Flawless December 26, 2023
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