Condometer

A gauge on a scale of 1 to 10, used to judge how necessary the use of a condom is.

1 in 3 of all men have fed her the business; I would say shes bout a 9! On the condometer!

Condometer by Matt Tim Ryan 17 September 21, 2009

Cuntometer 

The measured effect of a cunt on a social or business setting

God, the cuntometer hit 11 in the office today!

Cuntometer by Canadaone October 22, 2013

Cuntometer 

Cuntometer (noun), Device for detecting cunts, example lawyers, politicians or estate agents. One holds the cuntometer in front of the target. If the target is a “cunt” then the device will show red, otherwise it shows green.

I met that sales guy from the estate agents yesterday, lucky I had my cuntometer, it showed red and I told him to f***k off and stick his beaujeu apartment up his ass.

Cuntometer by Dr Lingus December 9, 2008

Condomer 

A girl whom you have to wear a condom when you have sex with her. (cause of massive STDs)

Most likely a girl who sleeps around alot.

Mike: Man, i hope you used protection when you did that slut the other night,

Joe: Ofcourse, shes such a Condomer

Condomer by Snoos September 30, 2009

Condomeyes 

1) n. A Mr. Potato Head-esque facial adornment consisting of two unwrapped condoms placed over the eyes in order to distract, provoke, or arouse another person.

2) v. To distract, provoke, or arouse another person by putting on condomeyes.

*Warning*: Overuse of condomeyes may result in a goggle tan.

1) Last night my wife refused to let me give her a Cleveland Brownie Crunch (again...), so I put on condomeyes until she gave in.

2) After my opponent missed a really easy beerpong shot because I had condoms on my face, I shouted, "You just got condomized (note spelling), bitch!"

Condomeyes by BrownieCruncher August 5, 2012

cockometer 

a girl who has had sex with so many guys that she has a scientific database from which to rate a guy's dick large or small

My friend siobhan is an excellent cockometer

cockometer by TAmac911 July 12, 2010

Corometery

A small area in the cemetery that has been allocated for those who had died of Covid-19, so that future generations would remember the price their ancestors paid in fighting the pandemic.

Only the wealthy have so far been able to bury their loved ones in a corometery, because the burial space commands a premium price, which is beyond what the common people could afford—who says that death doesn’t differentiate between the rich and the poor?

Corometery by Covido November 14, 2020