PEGS

Post Ejaculatory Guilt Syndrome, or PEGS, is a little known but widely experienced sexual dysfunction which lasts for approximately 5 minutes after the male orgasm.This can occur both after sexual intercourse and more commonly following masturbation. During this period the male in question will find himself completely unattracted to the person or subject matter concerned in the previous activity. The male may also experience emotions of disgust or dislike towards both themselves and any other people they interact with during the PEGS period.

1. Jordan - "The second after I jizz when having a wank I instantly switch off the porn, clean up and feel a bit dirty."

Andrew - "Classic PEGS ha"

2. On a one night stand the second you have cum you quickly make an excuse and get the hell out of there! This due to the post sex PEGS period.

by Fagzy May 7, 2010

Pegs

Shapely female legs. Also see gams

The girl in the short skirt has some great pegs!

by joerover October 9, 2008

pegs

womans pussy

I wanna get sum pegs tonight

by dragonmmc1 March 30, 2009

Pegs

Slang for a womans pussy lips/ vaginal flaps

Pegs outside; Pegs and legs

by steamydan868 July 9, 2023

Chapel Hat Pegs

A northern term used to discribe a womens head lamps when on main beam

I saw this girl, it was so cold she had nips like chapel hat pegs

by Tommy October 22, 2003

B.PEGS

A picture, usually mental, that a man has of a woman's boobs. Often very pleasing to picture, but only so many can be stored in a mans mind at a time

Barney: "Of course bro, you can't get over a woman if you still have mental pictures of her boobs, or B.PEGS"
Marshall: "Well its gonna take a while, because I've got a lot of those stored."
Barney: "And that is why I brought you to a strip club."

by dradz23 November 29, 2009

your mum pegs your dad

1: The phrase used to inform an individual that ones mother partakes in the act of penetrating ones father, usually in the rectal cavity, typically using an artificial, attachable phallic object, commonly referred to as a "strap on" see: pegging

2: A typical friendly response used in online gaming, particularly the hit fps moba by blizzard known as "Overwatch" to express ones disagreement against other players, can be accentuated with the term "cunt" used directly after the phrase.

3: A phrase used to politely end an unwanted conversation with another individual.

Example 1:

Nick: Hey Jim how you going.
Jim: Did you know your mum pegs your dad?
Nick: What do you meaaaaaaan?

Example 2:

Frez: Hey man your not doing anything on widow can you please switch?
Jim: Your mum pegs your dad you stupid cunt, shut up.
Frez: Now this is overwatch

Example 3:

Etho: Hey Jim , how you doin?
Jim: Your mum pegs your dad cunt, don't talk to me

by Single Muslim June 11, 2020