2 definitions by Matt Tim Ryan 17

Condometer

A gauge on a scale of 1 to 10, used to judge how necessary the use of a condom is.

1 in 3 of all men have fed her the business; I would say shes bout a 9! On the condometer!

by Matt Tim Ryan 17 September 21, 2009

Twat Flaunter

A promiscuous women who has a high self esteem and is overly confident in the fact that all members of the human race would enjoy the site and feel of her vulva (vaginal region) this person would think they were a zero on the condometer and perfectly acceptable to raw dog.

Her hobbies are baseball and flaunting her twat all over town; what a twat flaunter!

by Matt Tim Ryan 17 September 21, 2009